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127 The LEFT Show – A World of Tears
1 month ago
Here I am getting the post together, sticking the links up because, unlike the Fox News guys, we don’t make shit up, when I remember that, in addition to THE Ernie Gamonal joining JM Bell, Forrest Shaw, and JC Carter in the studio, Jason Williams sent along a new Bat Sh@t Crazy and I forgot to stick it in the final export. Since none of you chuckleheads actually read these posts, I’m going to assume it’s all your fault. Okay? Cool. Hang on a minute while I get Jason’s thing in here – it’s all about the GOP pissy pantsing all over themselves last week. Chickenshits, am I right? So … hang on a few minutes while I go re-edit this thing for you folks … there you go! Enjoy!
All this and more!
New Zealand Lawmakers Pass Same-Sex Marriage Law http://n.pr/17PiS8W
Tylenol could actually reduce your fear of death http://bit.ly/17PiKWP
West Texas Plant Told The EPA It Had ‘No Risk’ For Explosion http://bit.ly/17Pjbk2
Google & Google Fiber: Reconsider your decision to invest in anti-LGBT Provo, UT http://chn.ge/17PjxqI
Guns
Al Qaeda Urges Terrorists To Buy Guns In U.S.: It’s Easy; Gun Laws Are Weak http://bit.ly/17Piebs
‘Childish’ Gabby Giffords Must Stop Her ‘Emotional Bullying’ Say Right Wing Pundits http://bit.ly/17PiFCE
Scarborough On Gun Bill: GOP’s Headed ‘Toward Extinction’ http://bit.ly/17PiLKq
GOP
Gohmert: Radical Muslims ‘being trained to come in and act like Hispanics’ http://bit.ly/17PisiI
Oklahoma Lawmaker Uses the Term ‘Jew Me Down’ and Everybody Laughs, Because Oklahoma http://nym.ag/17PiZkH
And Then: Oklahoma lawmaker: ‘I apologize to the Jews’ for ‘Jew me down’ slur http://bit.ly/17Pj344
Bad Government
Three Years After Deepwater Horizon, Congress Has Failed To Improve Drilling Safety http://bit.ly/17PhXFr
CISPA passes U.S. House: Death of the Fourth Amendment? http://zd.net/17Piveo http://nym.ag/17PiZkH
Kansas Bans Communities From Making Contractors Pay Prevailing Wages On Public Projects http://bit.ly/17Pjc7t
We are Kinda Fucked
Today’s money breakdown from the Penny Arcade Report: paying for journalism with panty shots http://bit.ly/17Pi43C
126 The LEFT Show – A World Of Laughter
1 month ago
Well, shit, folks. Last week sucked. Out Loud! This week looks poised to join in the pile-on. Just a quick heads up before the intro and the links – CALL YOUR CONGRESSCRITTER TODAY! CISPA is set to pass while everyone os looking the other way. Get on the damn phone, the twitter, and the Facebook. Even MySpace. Help stop it.
Now – Ernie Gamonal joined JC, Forrest, and myself (JM Bell) in my glorious studio, and, while he wasn’t as pretty an last week’s guest, was quite funny and had a hat.
Here’s your links, ’cause Jason is AWOL again this week.
New Zealand Lawmakers Pass Same-Sex Marriage Law http://n.pr/17PiS8W
West Texas Plant Told The EPA It Had ‘No Risk’ For Explosion http://bit.ly/17Pjbk2
Majority Of Americans Not Informed Enough To Stereotype Chechens http://onion.com/17PineW
The Shitheads On The Loose http://bit.ly/17PikzI
Why Should I Care That No One’s Reading Dzhokhar Tsarnaev His Miranda Rights? http://slate.me/17Pip6H
Lindsey Graham Does Not Care For Stupid Constitutional Rights If Bad People Get To Have Themhttp://bit.ly/17PhSBA
Lindsey Graham Calls For Boston Bombing Suspect To Be Held As ‘Enemy Combatant’ http://huff.to/17Pi18f
During Standoff, Congressman Tweets Global Warming Joke About Boston Bombing Suspect http://bit.ly/17Pi6bT
KSL – Dead Boston bombing suspect boxed in Utah Golden Gloves tournament http://bit.ly/17Pi8At
Fox’s Kilmeade Blames Obama’s Middle East Policy For Boston Marathon Bombings http://bit.ly/17PilDR
A Nice Thing Patton Oswalt Wrote After The Boston Marathon Bombing http://deadsp.in/17Pj4VD
GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week
Candidate #1 – ‘Family’ Group Co-Opts Tragedy To Oppose ‘Sexual Liberalism’ http://bit.ly/17PiY0i
Candidate #2 – Ohio Catholic High School Fires Gay Teacher For Mother’s Obituary http://bit.ly/17PiWW7
#50 – The LEFT Show – Meaning No Harm
11 months ago
by JMBell
in America, Democrats, Election, entertainment, Global, GOP, LGBT, The Left Show, Utah Legislature
Holy Buckets, 50 shows … that’s two episodes less than a year of shows. First, thanks to everyone that listens, downloads and shares the show with others. Thank you. To you folks who have donated over the last year – thank you even more.
We spent a few minutes talking about yesterday’s primary, and let Ryan Combe know how much we appreciated his time, notice and incredible good looks. We have more on the Satan Worshiping ALEC, we call Rep. Issa a dipshit, and we count to 7. Or 5. I can’t remember.
Jason is back with a new Bat Sh@t Crazy – we’re talking about FISA!
All this and more …
#50 – The LEFT Show – Meaning No Harm
SHOW LINKS
The Dipshit Cadets – CLICK HERE
This Week In Gay – CLICK HERE
The Stupid Economy, Stupid – CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE
ALEC WATCH 2012 – CLICK HERE
#49 – The LEFT Show – What Is Heaven?
11 months ago
A fantastic – and crowded – episode of The LEFT Show! Jake, JC, Forrest and J.M. Bell are joined in studio by internet pal Tanner Tuttle AND we have a not-at-all exclusive interview with Ridiculously Photogenic Candidate for Congress, Ryan Combe.
Romney Watch 2012, refinishing chairs and wishing Jerry Sandusky a very terrible time in jail.
Jason is back with an all new Bat Sh@t Crazy and we have a new advertiser! Yay!
It’s what Patriots eat for breakfast!
Show Links
Burn In Hell, Jerry – CLICK HERE
Romney Watch 2012 – CLICK HERE, CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE
#48 – BEST OF The LEFT Show – I Know Romney
11 months ago
Jake and JM Bell brought Deep Voice Guy Troy Hughes to join me in the discussion of the wacky news of the week – a few weeks ago! This BEST OF Episode? It was full of the following tasty tidbits:
Do you know the difference between a Squid, an octopus and a starfish? Well, listen to this week’s episode, and special guest Troy Hughes explains … well, you still won’t know. Another week passes and Jeff forgets to tell his tale of the day he met 4 Mitt Romney’s at the 2002 Olympics.
Michelle Bachmann cuts the last thread holding her to reality. The California Supreme Court opens the season against folks in the LGBT community again. Newt Gingrich is a dirty, dirty old man. Republicans are now the best liars on the InterWebTubes … total GOP domination. Rick Perry is an idiot, some more …
Jason Has a Bat Sh@t Crazy – or something like that.
All this and more!
#48 – The LEFT Show – I Know Romney
SHOW LINKS!
Bachmann Has No Clue – CLICK HERE
The California Supreme Court sucks – CLICK HERE
Newt is an asshole, again – CLICK HERE
Republican Liars POWN the Nets – CLICK HERE
Rick Perry is a total moron, totally – CLICK HERE
#47 – BEST OF The LEFT Show – Vagina Vengeance!
11 months ago
Jake and Forrest brought Actor/Belly Dancer Bob Easton to join me in the discussion of the wacky news of the week – a few weeks ago! This BEST OF Episode? It was full of the following tasty tidbits:
Jon Huntsman and Rocky Anderson are both arguing for a political three way, while Rick Santorum is busy pissing of the Dutch. The Utah GOP Legislature votes in favor of teen pregnancy and STIs while they continue to blindly and blissfully think that Mitt Romney is their guy … nutty, huh?
Speaking of Mittens Romney, he went to Michigan – MICHIGAN – to brag about how many cars he has, how many various houses he parks them at, and how much he loves trees. Utahns love this guy … it boggles the mind.
All this and a new The LEFT Show’s GOP Jesus of the week!
#47 – BEST OF The LEFT Show – Vagina Vengeance!
SHOW LINKS!
The PRESIDENT of IRELAND is BAD ASS – CLICK HERE
THIRD PARTIES
THE DUTCH
THE WAR ON WOMEN
THE CHUCKLE HEADS
GOP JESUS O’ THE WEEK
CANDIDATE #1 – The UTAH GOP Legislature
CANDIDATE #2 – Rick Santorum and Science
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