We don’t make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We’re kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is that people tend to think that you’re narcissistic. Those people are silly.
Wrong Thursday? Black Friday? Cyber Monday? Seriously? What is all this hubbub about? Well, it’s about worker and slave labor exploitation, and, as lefties, we know THAT IT IS WRONG without having to be told or have it slowly explained in small, simple words! Why waste the time and effort (and burning all those irreplaceable and poisonous fossil fuels) running around enriching the Waltons or Pacific Rim Sweat Shop Tyrants when you could annoy a Republican instead?
The Affordable Care Act? Government Shutdowns? The GOP War on Women? Hate? Bigotry? Attacks on LGBT Americans? Every time a group of family or friends find occasion to gather, someone is there who bugs the sanity out of everyone else – most often, it would seem, are the GOPper lawmakers themselves. Birthers, Tea-Party-ists, Santorumites, wpping-sad-sack-Romney-bots, bigots, Log Cabinistas, and just plain old Party Line Marching GOPpers of Unusual Peskiness – Someone ia always there to add a bit of wing-nuttery to your life.
The guys at The LEFT Show would like to help you keep the balance this Holiday season – and all through the year. It works like this: You give a little, we annoy someone for you. You give a bit more, we annoy them a bit more. You give a lot, we annoy a lot, send you gifts, and have Jason read some naughty romance novel pages at you! We’ll let the GOPper of your choice know that a donation was made, in their name, to the most Militant Lefty Show in the world in nearly any way you can imagine. Imagine the frustrated faces! You know they have it coming, so, why not give it to them?
Thanks again for listening, folks! Happiest of Holidays from your pals at The LEFT Show!
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JM Bell, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob welcome Adam Andrews of the Salt City Showdown Podcast to the Defen Media Studio to talk about stuff and eat cookies and carrots. VEGGIE TRAY!
Closing Hymn: Jamar Rogers – Drink of You
No poem this week. It’s late when I’m writing this and, frankly, I don’t think you people much care for poetry. Regardless – JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we’re always going to be funnier. Ha! Suck on THAT, bitches!
It’s The LINKS!
There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can watch it all. But the men don’t care, ‘Cuz they chew their underwear, And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety two. There’s a place on Mars where the Ladies Smoke Cigars; Every Puff They Take Is Enough To Kill A Snake. When The Snake is Dead, They Put Roses in Their Heads. When The Roses Die, They Put Diamonds In Their Eyes. When The Diamonds Break, It’s The End of 78.
We have JM Bell, Melissa Merlot, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton in the studio this week, to talk about The United States Marine Corps’ Birthday, a Marine we used to hang out with, Veteran’s Day, flag stickers, MegaParsecs and the meaning of the Universe. SCIENCE!
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