JMBell
161 The LEFT Show – Skirts of Cotton, Not of Wool
06 days ago
We don’t make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We’re kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is that people tend to think that you’re narcissistic. Those people are silly.
161 The LEFT Show – Linguistics
THE LINKS!
HERO – Pizza Hut manager fired for refusal to open on Thanksgiving Day http://bit.ly/1j7VHw6
Woman on First Walk Since Motorcycle Accident Gets Run Over By Car http://bit.ly/1j7Vf0N
Stone-Tipped Spears Pre-date the Human Race http://bit.ly/1j7VjOi
GOPpers vs. DEMOcrats
A tale of two states http://on.msnbc.com/1j7Vucc
Kentucky Uninsured React To Securing Health Care Coverage Under Obamacare http://bit.ly/1j7VDwd
TERROR
7 Things You Had No Idea the World Is Running Out Of http://bit.ly/1j7VRDN
Newly discovered species will make you want to run screaming in terror http://bit.ly/1j7VYPw
Police Helicopter Crashes Into Crowded Glasgow Pub http://nyti.ms/1j7WoWa
Asshat Limbaugh Falls For “White Males Should Kill Themselves” Satire Piece http://bit.ly/1j7W9uq
Pope attacks “tyranny” of markets, urges renewal in key document http://reut.rs/1j7Wuxc
SWALLOW!
Lt. Gov. satisfied with Swallow resignation, won’t pursue civil case http://bit.ly/1j7WFZa
Utah Dems: AG election should be voided http://bit.ly/1j7WLA1
Brent Ward, Prosecutor In Johnson Case, Wants To Be AG http://bit.ly/1j7WRri
HAPPY ENDING THINGIES!
Hell Yes: NASA Aims to Revive Kepler Mission with Clever Plan http://bit.ly/1j7WZqT
Judge allows terminally ill woman to marry before Illinois marriage equality law takes effect http://bit.ly/1j7WhtT
Wrong Thursday? Black Friday? Cyber Monday? Seriously?
01 week ago
Wrong Thursday? Black Friday? Cyber Monday? Seriously? What is all this hubbub about? Well, it’s about worker and slave labor exploitation, and, as lefties, we know THAT IT IS WRONG without having to be told or have it slowly explained in small, simple words! Why waste the time and effort (and burning all those irreplaceable and poisonous fossil fuels) running around enriching the Waltons or Pacific Rim Sweat Shop Tyrants when you could annoy a Republican instead?
The Affordable Care Act? Government Shutdowns? The GOP War on Women? Hate? Bigotry? Attacks on LGBT Americans? Every time a group of family or friends find occasion to gather, someone is there who bugs the sanity out of everyone else – most often, it would seem, are the GOPper lawmakers themselves. Birthers, Tea-Party-ists, Santorumites, wpping-sad-sack-Romney-bots, bigots, Log Cabinistas, and just plain old Party Line Marching GOPpers of Unusual Peskiness – Someone ia always there to add a bit of wing-nuttery to your life.
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160 The LEFT Show – The Doorbell Ditch
01 week ago
I’ve got that problem again where I don’t know what the hell to write here … some more.
JM Bell, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob welcome Adam Andrews of the Salt City Showdown Podcast to the Defen Media Studio to talk about stuff and eat cookies and carrots. VEGGIE TRAY!
160 The LEFT Show Podcastastic
Closing Hymn: Jamar Rogers – Drink of You
The LINKS!
THE GOOD FEELS
Christian Bale Talks Batkid and Ben Affleck Playing Batman http://bit.ly/17IBfND
Doctor Who: Guinness World Record for The Day of the Doctor http://bbc.in/17IzQXp
50th Anniversaries: Doctor Who and the Kennedy Assassination http://bit.ly/17ICBIc
Construction of the SeaOrbiter slated for spring 2014 http://bit.ly/17ICL25
BAD, REP, BAD!
State Rep. Smashes Homeless Peoples’ Stuff With a Sledgehammer http://bit.ly/17IDccS
AUTO PLAY WARNING! Rep. Radel takes leave of absence after cocaine charge http://usat.ly/17IDq3J
Walmart Holds Food Drive – For Its Own Employees! http://bit.ly/17IDKj5
THE DUMMY STATE
Fox News’ Hasselbeck: Obamacare is hurting ‘many’ elderly pregnant women http://bit.ly/17IDPmN
Methodist Church Convicts Pastor For Officiating His Son’s Same-Sex Wedding http://bit.ly/17IDYGW
Swallow resigns, proclaiming innocence: ‘Time for the madness to stop.’ http://bit.ly/17IE2pY
Seattle City Councilmember-elect shares radical idea with Boeing workers http://bit.ly/17IE8y0
On The Transgender Day Of Remembrance, And The Future Of Transgender Characters And Actorshttp://bit.ly/17IEeFV
Doctor: Pubic Hair Exists for a Reason — Our Obsession With Hairless Genitals Must End!http://bit.ly/17IEkx8
Chris Hardwick’s Message To Talking Dead Viewers About His Dad’s Death http://bit.ly/17gwbjn
First Look: Unpublished Nude Photos of Bettie Page [NSFW] http://nym.ag/17IErbW
159 The LEFT Show – Mussels and Cockles
2 weeks ago
No poem this week. It’s late when I’m writing this and, frankly, I don’t think you people much care for poetry. Regardless – JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we’re always going to be funnier. Ha! Suck on THAT, bitches!
159 The LEFT Show – Better Than Yours
It’s The LINKS!
Camel Toe: The Zine for Ladies Who Wear Their Pants High and Tight http://bit.ly/I8urid
A Satanic Salute…Seriously? http://bit.ly/I8v1N1
New Wingnut Fear: UN Will Seize The Alamo, Take Guns, Murder Freedom & Cancel Christmashttp://bit.ly/I8vajt
The Sarah Palin War-on-Christmas Soundboard http://nym.ag/I8w0gf
Nearly 400 children rescued and 348 adults arrested in Canadian child pornography busthttp://nbcnews.to/1d0l5DF
BAD DEMOCRATS and their GOP FETISH
Heard about the Swaps Regulatory Improvement Act (H.R.992 – 113th Congress)? http://bit.ly/I8uHOe
Dems Who Supported it http://bit.ly/I8uPgR
Meet the 39 House Democrats Who Joined With Republicans to Sabotage The ACA http://bit.ly/I8vpLw
The 39 Democrats who broke ranks from Obama http://on.msnbc.com/I8wByh
THIS WEEK IN GAY – AGAIN
“I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle” http://bit.ly/I8vOxu
Semen is ‘good for women’s health and helps fight depression’ http://dailym.ai/I8wdQk
VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
Family rescues kidnapped Duson woman, kills captor http://bit.ly/17rpvBb
Batkid saves San Francisco as charity makes a wish come true
Justice Dept. Issues Indictment Of ‘Supervillains’ Caught By ‘Batkid’ http://bit.ly/I8wi6L
SAVE US CHEESES
Atheist ‘mega-churches’ take root across US, world http://bit.ly/I8wmDu
Five Key Christian Values and How Republicans Don’t Represent Any of Them http://bit.ly/I8wtz5
San Diego creationist museum denied membership in Museum Council http://bit.ly/I8wHWX
STUPIDS
Louisiana Official Wants To Close Libraries Because “They’re Teaching Mexicans To Speak English.”http://bit.ly/I8wLGa
HOLIDAY STUFF
8 Openly Homophobic Companies To Avoid http://bit.ly/I8wFOG
158 The LEFT Show – USMC, Veterans, Yellow Spice Cake
3 weeks ago
There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can watch it all. But the men don’t care, ‘Cuz they chew their underwear, And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety two. There’s a place on Mars where the Ladies Smoke Cigars; Every Puff They Take Is Enough To Kill A Snake. When The Snake is Dead, They Put Roses in Their Heads. When The Roses Die, They Put Diamonds In Their Eyes. When The Diamonds Break, It’s The End of 78.
We have JM Bell, Melissa Merlot, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton in the studio this week, to talk about The United States Marine Corps’ Birthday, a Marine we used to hang out with, Veteran’s Day, flag stickers, MegaParsecs and the meaning of the Universe. SCIENCE!
158 The LEFT Show Veteran’s Day
THE LINKS!
Vagina Injection Said To Enhance Sexual Pleasure Gains Popularity http://huff.to/1dbOLtC
Idaho woman fired over ‘immoral’ Facebook photo, but football coach boyfriend is not http://bit.ly/1dbR5AT
A Court-Appointed Psychologist Declares A Father An ‘Unfit Parent’ For Denying His Son McDonald’s http://bit.ly/1dbR6F4
REPUBLICANS RUN AMUCK
Rob Ford’s Crackie Rant http://bit.ly/1dbRrYj <– Just assuming he’s a Cannuck GOPper
Billionaires Collect Millions In Taxpayer Dollars Through Farm Subsidies http://bit.ly/1dbRymB
GOP Congressman Still Thinks Saddam Hussein Bought Uranium From Niger http://bit.ly/1dbRDqi
North Colorado: 11 Counties Are Ready to Form the 51st State http://bit.ly/1dbRGT6
SCIENCE!
luminous Galactic Nulcei http://bit.ly/1dbSis3
Morgan Stanley Exec Accused Of Secretly Taping Women During Sex http://bit.ly/1dbSsPY
‘We were wrong’: CBS’s Lara Logan apologizes for Benghazi report http://cnn.it/1dbSwPP
Even The KKK Is Offended By This Kid’s Klansman Halloween Costume http://huff.to/1dbSBms
Add It Up: The Average American Family Pays $6,000 a Year in Subsidies to Big Business http://bit.ly/1dbSCac
Anthem Blue Cross is sued over policy cancellations http://lat.ms/1dbSYNU
Meet The First Openly Gay Lawmaker To Ever Vote Against Marriage Equality: Hawaii’s Jo Jordan http://bit.ly/1dbT1Jx
9 Facebook Lies You Should Never Share With Your Friends http://huff.to/17NVagK
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