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139 The LEFT Show – Malachi 3:5
022 hours ago
“Thou Shalt Not Be A Stack of Assholes!” Jesus H. Christ
Everything old is new again … and all that jazz … taking one from the Gipper … stitching time to save a penny for your thoughts. Or some silly shit like that.
JC Carter, Forrest Shaw, and JM Bell are at it again – in the studio and up in your headspace. Jason is back with an ALL NEW … SEGMENT? That’s right folks, Bat Sh@t Crazy is getting a new host, and Jason is launching – SIDETRACKED!
139 The LEFT Show – Bible, Bitches!
Here are your links!
Texas Gov Rick Perry mistakes Lebanon for Libya, then says liberals don’t know much http://bit.ly/16viY4g
UTAH!
Police: St. George man claims he had sex with unconscious woman to ‘save’ her life http://bit.ly/16vjkry
Boy Scout leaders chastised for marching in Utah Pride Parade http://bit.ly/16vj5Nd
Boy Scouts take heat for greeting Romney on Utah visit http://bit.ly/16vj8bU
OTHER STUFFS!
Gay Teen Comes Out to Parents in Graduation Speech, Shouts Out Beyonce http://bit.ly/16vjgrC
Miranda Kerr Was A Guest On ‘Fox & Friends’ http://bit.ly/16vjizN
SEAL Team 6 veteran comes out as transgender http://bit.ly/10MQqSE
138 The LEFT Show – Bad Sides
02 days ago
Sometimes you find bad things where once there were bright and shiny things. Sometimes you go back to a place – or a figurative, but not literal, time – you once loved, and certain fondnesses are found long discarded and crumbling: forgotten and abandoned. Sometimes …
Sometimes memory is just a total liar. The brain can not be trusted!
JC Carter and Forrest Shaw joined me – the loveable JM Bell – in the studio to kick around Attorney John General Swallow and a few other wingers of various colors and extremes. It’s a lot of fun! Listen in!
138 The LEFT Show – Podcast Excellence-ish!
Closing Hymn (I’m obsessed by this singer)
Here, my little dinky dos, are your links:
Swallow Files …
Swallow reaching out to lawmakers who may be asked to impeach http://bit.ly/16v6Sbf
John Swallow lawyers: Impeachment proceedings not justified http://bit.ly/16v6WI3
Gov. Herbert says he would have fired Swallow by now, Swallow responds http://bit.ly/16v70aI
BREAKING: Swallow to the Utah Legislature: Impeaching Me Would Be Illegal http://bit.ly/16v76iF
Utah Supreme Court Rulings Say NOT Illegal to ImpeachJohn Swallow http://bit.ly/16v79uL
Speaker Lockhart Sends 4th Email To Legislators On Impeachment http://bit.ly/16v7fCD
GOPper Files #GOPwow
GOP: Rape Is Just Nature’s Way of Keeping Women Out of Military http://bit.ly/16vhXct
GOP Congressman: Pregnancy Rate From Rape Is ‘Very Low’ http://bit.ly/16vi47Q
Maine GOPer: Men’s Brains More Concerned About Health Costs http://bit.ly/16vi7QZ
Larry Flynt ‘Never Met a Republican Who Wasn’t… in His Heart a Racist’ http://bit.ly/16vikne
WHERE ARE THE SHOWS!?!
01 week ago
It’s like this. I, JM Bell- your Epic Host of The LEFT Show and the taller co-sub-host of Hold 322 – you know, the guy who runs the studio and produces the shows – went to visit my father, with my two daughters in tow. On the way back home, with plenty of time to make it, the car broke down. A blown head gasket, it turns out, is a big deal, and it’s not possible to fix either quickly, or inexpensively. Thus – no The LEFT Show or Hold 322 shows this week.
Sorry ’bout that.
J.M. Bell
137 The LEFT Show – Libido LibAYEdo
2 weeks ago
Warp drive is coming? Egyptians worshiping space rocks? A turbo charger on the female libido? Yes, please! Bob Henline from q-Salt Lake is still with us in the studio, shouting his shouts, and pointing his fingers with JM Bell, Forrest Shaw, and JC Carter. It’s a yell fest, folks, but, in a good way! Perhaps?
137 The LEFT Show – Redheaded Girls are …
Here are your links, lovely monkeys!
Warp Drive and ‘Star Trek’: Physics of Future Space Travel http://bit.ly/10JfCcR
Iron in Egyptian relics came from space http://bit.ly/10Jg6Q7
Scientists fear female libido booster too effective http://bit.ly/10Jg0rS
Krugman: ‘This Is A Time To Get Really, Really Angry’ http://bit.ly/10JgmyF
Alabama Pastor Bans Boy Scouts for Supporting ‘Sinful Lifestyle’ of Gay Scouts http://bit.ly/10JgcHD
FBI investigating suspicious letter to Obama that might contain ricin http://wapo.st/10Jf9XY
What TransCanada’s CEO Is Not Saying About The Keystone Tar Sands Pipeline http://bit.ly/10JgiyK
GMO Truthers need to be kicked out of the Progressive movement http://bit.ly/10Jgm1r
Megyn Kelly Destroys Fox Pundit For Views On Working Moms: http://bit.ly/10Jgga7
136 The LEFT Show – Pride Proud
2 weeks ago
Your beloved The LEFT Show Men of Action and Hyperbole have done it again! Despite what we said about him after the last time he was on, columnist Bob Henline is on the show again, doin’ what he does, and yellin’ like he does, and pointin’ fingers at the establishment and yelling, “Rawwwwr!” (You know, like we do every week, he just tried to get it all out in 90 minutes.) He joins J.M.Bell, Forrest, and JC Carter in the studio and a lot of swearing happens. A LOT.
136 The LEFT Show Mister Mister
Here, ducklings, are the links.
Scientists Just Found a Woolly Mammoth That Still Had Liquid Blood http://bit.ly/10Je0j8
The Bachmann Files
Michele Bachmann’s Legislative Accomplishments In One Chart http://huff.to/10JfdXR
Michele Bachmann Retires As President of Crazyland http://nym.ag/11oY0y7
Cleaning up our messes
Utah gun rights advocate Clark Aposhian arrested http://bit.ly/10JfH09
Republican Ninja Congressman Who Cut Consulate Security Wants to Impeach Obama NOW!!!!! For Having Insecure Consulate http://bit.ly/10JdbXH
Secret recording: Mark Shurtleff offers $2 million to silence critic http://bit.ly/10JdphE
The “I”-Word: Utah’s Attorney General and the Truth About Impeachment http://bit.ly/11gKnFK
GOPper – Mia Love: Allegations against A.G. John Swallow ‘disappointing’ http://bit.ly/10JebuR
DINO – Matheson: I have ‘a lot of concern’ about allegations against Swallow http://bit.ly/10JehCL
Brookings: Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Lee will kill GOP http://bit.ly/10JeV3j
THE SENATE!
Harry Reid Might Just Have the Votes to Upend the Senate Nomination Process http://yhoo.it/10Jf076
GOP Congressman Says John McCain Was Responsible For The Benghazi Terror Attacks http://bit.ly/10Jf4DM
GOP Sen: Obama’s Counterterrorism Speech A Victory For Terrorists http://bit.ly/10Jfv10
135 The LEFT Show – Blatant Pornography
3 weeks ago
Oh, pornography. Such a sticky topic. Sticky enough, in fact, that we sort of blew off most of the other topics we had planned and talked through the nature of desensitization and how Rule #34 will always win.
Quang Dang and Bob Aagard joined JM, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob in the studio for a deeper than usual episode of The LEFT Show! Enjoy!
And here, my pretties, are your links:
Porn Makes Straight Men More Accepting of Gay Marriage? http://bit.ly/16XZQi6
Six Facts Lost in the IRS Scandal http://bit.ly/16Y0xI6
HATE AND ‘MURICA!
Judge tells lesbian couple to separate — or lose kids http://bit.ly/16Y008X
We Will Be The Judge Of How This Child-Selling Judge Should Go To Hell Forever http://bit.ly/16Y0Wdy
Appeals court upholds Ciavarella’s 28-year sentence http://bit.ly/16Y10Kg
Rape: The NRA’s Newest Marketing Tool http://bit.ly/16Y21SM
MURICA! and ACTUAL STUFF
Federal judge finds probable cause Fox News reporter helped leak classified docs http://bit.ly/16Y1qR5
Atheist State Lawmaker Quotes Carl Sagan Instead of Doing Prayer Before House Session http://bit.ly/16Y1Arz
Arizona House non-prayer sparks Christian re-do http://bit.ly/16Y1Fva
OTHER STUFF AND FOLLOW UPS
Oil Rigs Make Bad Neighbors: Americans Harmed By Oil And Gas Drilling, Seek To Be Heard http://bit.ly/16Y1HmY
Tesla Motors fully repays $465 million federal loan nine years early http://bit.ly/16Y1Neh
Mayoral Candidate Endorsed By Jesus Christ Comes In Last, Loses To Gay Man http://bit.ly/16Y1PTp
Fla. teen accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle http://on.11alive.com/125MC1V
NICE NEWS OF THE WEEK
‘Four little girls’ killed in 1963 church bombing honored with Congressional Gold Medal http://wapo.st/16Y1YX5
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