The guys at The LEFT Show would like to help you keep the balance this Holiday season – and all through the year. It works like this: You give a little, we annoy someone for you. You give a bit more, we annoy them a bit more. You give a lot, we annoy a lot, send you gifts, and have Jason read some naughty romance novel pages at you! We’ll let the GOPper of your choice know that a donation was made, in their name, to the most Militant Lefty Show in the world in nearly any way you can imagine. Imagine the frustrated faces! You know they have it coming, so, why not give it to them?
PART TIME PATRIOT LEVEL
The Part Time Patriot level includes an email sent to the GOPper of your choice letting them know that a donation was made, in their name, to the most Militant Lefty Show in the world. A little more love, you get a little more annoyance, if you know what I mean! Read this handy table below for details!
Part Time A
Description
- Email a GOP
- TLS Cast Photo Email
- Middle East Peace
- Naked Pics of Forrest
$1000
DO IT!
Part Time B
Description
- Email a GOP
- You Get A Copy!
- TLS Cast Photo Email
- Middle East Peace
$1500
DO IT!
Part Time C
Description
- Email a GOP
- TLS Cast Photo Email
- Middle East Peace
- Naked Pics of Forrest
$2000
DO IT!
Part Time D
Description
- Email a GOP
- TLS Cast Photo Email
- You Get A Copy!
- Middle East Peace
$2500
DO IT!
STAND UP CITIZEN LEVEL
No one really wants to be a Part Time Patriot, right? Claim to love Freedom? Be a Stand Up Citizen! Donors in the Stand Up Citizen Level have access to a Paper Letter to the GOPper of your choice, Paper Photos of the guys, an Autographed Picture of the guys for you, and, even an MP3 of The LEFT Show guys singing a Holiday Song that we arranged our very own selves. This is where the action is, Patriots!
STAND UP CITIZEN A
Description
- Letter and a Picture
- Letter and a picture Copy to you
- Letter and Pic to GOPper, Autographs to you
- Letter & Pic to GOPper, Autographs and MP3
$4000
DO IT!
STAND UP CITIZEN B
Description
- Letter and a Picture
- Letter and a picture Copy to you
- Letter and Pic to GOPper, Autographs to you
- Letter & Pic to GOPper, Autographs and MP3
$5000
DO IT!
STAND UP CITIZEN C
Description
- Letter and a Picture
- Letter and a picture Copy to you
- Letter and Pic to GOPper, Autographs to you
- Letter & Pic to GOPper, Autographs and MP3
$7500
DO IT!
STAND UP CITIZEN D
Description
- Letter and a Picture
- Letter and a picture Copy to you
- Letter and Pic to GOPper, Autographs to you
- Letter & Pic to GOPper, Autographs and MP3
$10000
DO IT!
CITIZENS RE-UNITED LEVEL
This is where you prove your quality, American Brothers and Sisters. At this level, you get everything that came before, and then, alas, you get the fantastic benefits and prizes you see below! Feast your eyes, citizens, this is where the Awesome becomes EPIC.
100% Pure Patriot B
Description
- All The Other Stuff
- Custom Answering Message from JM Bell
- Jason Reads 50 Shades of Gray
- Be a Guest on the Show
- Dinner With The LEFT Show Cast
- Make it YOUR Show for 2 weeks
$25000
DO IT!
100% Pure Patriot C
Description
- All The Other Stuff
- Custom Answering Message from JM Bell
- Jason Reads 50 Shades of Gray
- Be a Guest on the Show
- Dinner With The LEFT Show Cast
- Make it YOUR Show for 2 weeks
$50000
DO IT!
100% Pure Patriot D
Description
- All The Other Stuff
- Custom Answering Message from JM Bell
- Jason Reads 50 Shades of Gray
- Be a Guest on the Show
- Dinner With The LEFT Show Cast
- Make it YOUR Show for 2 weeks
$1,00000
DO IT!
100% Pure Patriot E
Description
- All The Other Stuff
- Custom Answering Message from JM Bell
- Jason Reads 50 Shades of Gray
- Be a Guest on the Show
- Dinner With The LEFT Show Cast
- Make it YOUR Show for 2 weeks
$1,50000
DO IT!
