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162 The LEFT Show – Really Bad Edelweiss
01 day ago
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; and said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: for the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
It’s JM Bell, Forrest, Bob, and Melissa in the studio to talk about all the things that matter, as it were, in America! Jason is back with an all new The Sidetrack!
THE LINKS!
U.S. Observes Pearl Harbor Day http://bit.ly/1ddyMuX
Gillian Anderson Poses Topless For A Good Cause http://huff.to/1ddzkRk
A totally worthless ranking of American penis sizes, by state http://bit.ly/1ddzng0
Vaginal Knitting http://bit.ly/1ddzt7s
LOCAL FOLLIES
Swallow findings will get public airing; more data missing http://bit.ly/1ddvU0U
Menorah vandalized at Jewish center in SLC http://bit.ly/1ddvZSd
Cottonwood Heights mayor, residents unhappy with snow removal service http://bit.ly/1ddw1K0
Cottonwood Heights to use govt plows after privatization complaints http://bit.ly/1ddw608
$150K left in Swallow’s campaign account http://bit.ly/1ddwpZ0
Apparently McDonald’s Thinks Its Employees Have Swimming Pools and Nannies http://ti.me/1ddxNuD
McDonald’s Website Tells Its Workers To Eat Smaller Meals, Sell Xmas Gifts On Ebay http://bit.ly/1ddyR1w
New, Large, Predatory Dinosaur Found in Utah! http://bit.ly/1ddxErb
Martin Bashir Resigns From MSNBC Following Palin Comment http://bit.ly/1ddz593
MSNBC Helped Sarah Palin Muzzle the 1st Amendment By Not Supporting Martin Bashirhttp://bit.ly/1ddxZKv
Nelson Mandela’s Epitaph, in His Own Words http://bit.ly/1ddxRdK
South Africa’s Nelson Mandela dies in Johannesburg http://bbc.in/1ddwrQA
Rick Santorum Compares Obamacare To Apartheid http://bit.ly/1ddwBqZ
The Worst Reactions to Nelson Mandela’s Death http://bit.ly/1ddyFzg
How American Conservatives Turned A Blind Eye To South African Apartheid http://huff.to/1ddxmjS
Remember Mike LEe and Ted Cruz facebook pages
GOP Jesus of the Week
Louie Gohmert: Atheists should encourage prayer to boost national security http://bit.ly/1ddyZhD
Phyllis Schlafly & ‘Obama’s Army Of Blacks’ Guy: Liberals Giving Your Kids To Teh Gheys As Sex Toyshttp://bit.ly/1ddzFDF
Oklahoma’s 10 Commandments To Get A Sister Memorial … From The Satanic Temple http://bit.ly/1ddCncb
Here’s A Fresh, New Idea: Hire Some People To Fix Infrastructure! http://bit.ly/1ddzAja
161 The LEFT Show – Skirts of Cotton, Not of Wool
01 week ago
We don’t make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We’re kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is that people tend to think that you’re narcissistic. Those people are silly.
161 The LEFT Show – Linguistics
THE LINKS!
HERO – Pizza Hut manager fired for refusal to open on Thanksgiving Day http://bit.ly/1j7VHw6
Woman on First Walk Since Motorcycle Accident Gets Run Over By Car http://bit.ly/1j7Vf0N
Stone-Tipped Spears Pre-date the Human Race http://bit.ly/1j7VjOi
GOPpers vs. DEMOcrats
A tale of two states http://on.msnbc.com/1j7Vucc
Kentucky Uninsured React To Securing Health Care Coverage Under Obamacare http://bit.ly/1j7VDwd
TERROR
7 Things You Had No Idea the World Is Running Out Of http://bit.ly/1j7VRDN
Newly discovered species will make you want to run screaming in terror http://bit.ly/1j7VYPw
Police Helicopter Crashes Into Crowded Glasgow Pub http://nyti.ms/1j7WoWa
Asshat Limbaugh Falls For “White Males Should Kill Themselves” Satire Piece http://bit.ly/1j7W9uq
Pope attacks “tyranny” of markets, urges renewal in key document http://reut.rs/1j7Wuxc
SWALLOW!
Lt. Gov. satisfied with Swallow resignation, won’t pursue civil case http://bit.ly/1j7WFZa
Utah Dems: AG election should be voided http://bit.ly/1j7WLA1
Brent Ward, Prosecutor In Johnson Case, Wants To Be AG http://bit.ly/1j7WRri
HAPPY ENDING THINGIES!
Hell Yes: NASA Aims to Revive Kepler Mission with Clever Plan http://bit.ly/1j7WZqT
Judge allows terminally ill woman to marry before Illinois marriage equality law takes effect http://bit.ly/1j7WhtT
Wrong Thursday? Black Friday? Cyber Monday? Seriously?
01 week ago
Wrong Thursday? Black Friday? Cyber Monday? Seriously? What is all this hubbub about? Well, it’s about worker and slave labor exploitation, and, as lefties, we know THAT IT IS WRONG without having to be told or have it slowly explained in small, simple words! Why waste the time and effort (and burning all those irreplaceable and poisonous fossil fuels) running around enriching the Waltons or Pacific Rim Sweat Shop Tyrants when you could annoy a Republican instead?
The Affordable Care Act? Government Shutdowns? The GOP War on Women? Hate? Bigotry? Attacks on LGBT Americans? Every time a group of family or friends find occasion to gather, someone is there who bugs the sanity out of everyone else – most often, it would seem, are the GOPper lawmakers themselves. Birthers, Tea-Party-ists, Santorumites, wpping-sad-sack-Romney-bots, bigots, Log Cabinistas, and just plain old Party Line Marching GOPpers of Unusual Peskiness – Someone ia always there to add a bit of wing-nuttery to your life.
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160 The LEFT Show – The Doorbell Ditch
2 weeks ago
I’ve got that problem again where I don’t know what the hell to write here … some more.
JM Bell, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob welcome Adam Andrews of the Salt City Showdown Podcast to the Defen Media Studio to talk about stuff and eat cookies and carrots. VEGGIE TRAY!
160 The LEFT Show Podcastastic
Closing Hymn: Jamar Rogers – Drink of You
The LINKS!
THE GOOD FEELS
Christian Bale Talks Batkid and Ben Affleck Playing Batman http://bit.ly/17IBfND
Doctor Who: Guinness World Record for The Day of the Doctor http://bbc.in/17IzQXp
50th Anniversaries: Doctor Who and the Kennedy Assassination http://bit.ly/17ICBIc
Construction of the SeaOrbiter slated for spring 2014 http://bit.ly/17ICL25
BAD, REP, BAD!
State Rep. Smashes Homeless Peoples’ Stuff With a Sledgehammer http://bit.ly/17IDccS
AUTO PLAY WARNING! Rep. Radel takes leave of absence after cocaine charge http://usat.ly/17IDq3J
Walmart Holds Food Drive – For Its Own Employees! http://bit.ly/17IDKj5
THE DUMMY STATE
Fox News’ Hasselbeck: Obamacare is hurting ‘many’ elderly pregnant women http://bit.ly/17IDPmN
Methodist Church Convicts Pastor For Officiating His Son’s Same-Sex Wedding http://bit.ly/17IDYGW
Swallow resigns, proclaiming innocence: ‘Time for the madness to stop.’ http://bit.ly/17IE2pY
Seattle City Councilmember-elect shares radical idea with Boeing workers http://bit.ly/17IE8y0
On The Transgender Day Of Remembrance, And The Future Of Transgender Characters And Actorshttp://bit.ly/17IEeFV
Doctor: Pubic Hair Exists for a Reason — Our Obsession With Hairless Genitals Must End!http://bit.ly/17IEkx8
Chris Hardwick’s Message To Talking Dead Viewers About His Dad’s Death http://bit.ly/17gwbjn
First Look: Unpublished Nude Photos of Bettie Page [NSFW] http://nym.ag/17IErbW
159 The LEFT Show – Mussels and Cockles
3 weeks ago
No poem this week. It’s late when I’m writing this and, frankly, I don’t think you people much care for poetry. Regardless – JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we’re always going to be funnier. Ha! Suck on THAT, bitches!
159 The LEFT Show – Better Than Yours
It’s The LINKS!
Camel Toe: The Zine for Ladies Who Wear Their Pants High and Tight http://bit.ly/I8urid
A Satanic Salute…Seriously? http://bit.ly/I8v1N1
New Wingnut Fear: UN Will Seize The Alamo, Take Guns, Murder Freedom & Cancel Christmashttp://bit.ly/I8vajt
The Sarah Palin War-on-Christmas Soundboard http://nym.ag/I8w0gf
Nearly 400 children rescued and 348 adults arrested in Canadian child pornography busthttp://nbcnews.to/1d0l5DF
BAD DEMOCRATS and their GOP FETISH
Heard about the Swaps Regulatory Improvement Act (H.R.992 – 113th Congress)? http://bit.ly/I8uHOe
Dems Who Supported it http://bit.ly/I8uPgR
Meet the 39 House Democrats Who Joined With Republicans to Sabotage The ACA http://bit.ly/I8vpLw
The 39 Democrats who broke ranks from Obama http://on.msnbc.com/I8wByh
THIS WEEK IN GAY – AGAIN
“I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle” http://bit.ly/I8vOxu
Semen is ‘good for women’s health and helps fight depression’ http://dailym.ai/I8wdQk
VIGILANTE JUSTICE!
Family rescues kidnapped Duson woman, kills captor http://bit.ly/17rpvBb
Batkid saves San Francisco as charity makes a wish come true
Justice Dept. Issues Indictment Of ‘Supervillains’ Caught By ‘Batkid’ http://bit.ly/I8wi6L
SAVE US CHEESES
Atheist ‘mega-churches’ take root across US, world http://bit.ly/I8wmDu
Five Key Christian Values and How Republicans Don’t Represent Any of Them http://bit.ly/I8wtz5
San Diego creationist museum denied membership in Museum Council http://bit.ly/I8wHWX
STUPIDS
Louisiana Official Wants To Close Libraries Because “They’re Teaching Mexicans To Speak English.”http://bit.ly/I8wLGa
HOLIDAY STUFF
8 Openly Homophobic Companies To Avoid http://bit.ly/I8wFOG
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