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199b The LEFT Show – Not for very much longer

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This week, as we are getting prepared our fancy 200 Episode Party (TBA – soon, now, though), J.M. Bell is hosting the first of the series of special point off variant episodes. First up? The Bill F’ing Frost from City Weekly, Playgirl, and X96’s Monday Morning TV Jubilee! That’s Right, Bad Ass! Listen In!

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CATCHING UP

Vote Not GOP cancelled
Fat Camp Winners
200 Show Pitch
Who has been where and on what?

WHILE WE WERE GONE

In Leaked Tape Mitch McConnell Admits The Koch Brothers Are Running The Republican Party http://bit.ly/1AYINXq
Ultraconservative Sutherland Institute fires president Paul Mero http://bit.ly/1AYIKej
‘God’s Not Dead’ actor Kevin Sorbo laughingly tells Jews: ‘News bulletin: You did kill Jesus’ http://bit.ly/1AYIVGu
Ninety-year-old gay couple marries in Iowa after 72 years together http://bit.ly/1s7o3vy
Pervs in Texas Can Still Legally Snap Photos Up Women’s Skirts, Court Rules http://bit.ly/1AYLMiu
This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First Cousin http://theatln.tc/1AYJ3FZ

SCOTLAND, FOREVER, AS IT WERE

Scotland’s ‘space whisky’ will return to Earth next month http://bit.ly/1AYJsbo
VIDEO – AP Unease in Scotland following independence vote http://cbsn.ws/1AYJtfg
Scotland started a glorious revolution. Don’t let Westminster snuff it out http://bit.ly/1AYJznj

GOP JESUS WANKER OF THE WEEK

Kevin Sorbo explains why more Christian movies aren’t made: Jews run Hollywood http://bit.ly/1AYJK1L
Armed ‘ninja’ sister-wives caught trying to abduct Utah sex assault victim http://bit.ly/1AYJKix

RELIGIOSITY

Bible-pushing Christians open the door for Satanic activity books in Florida schools http://bit.ly/1AYLJTK
Scott Lively: ‘Gays are out to kill me’ http://bit.ly/1AYLIzl

REPUBLICUNTS

Georgia GOPer Complains About Early Voting, Excessive Black Voting http://bit.ly/1AYL8Sf
Orrin Hatch ‘Ready To Kill Somebody’ Over Business Tax Breaks  http://huff.to/1AYLh80
Ted Cruz: Citizens United amendment would end ‘Saturday Night Live’ http://bit.ly/1AYLhoI
Ted Cruz Booed Off Stage During Arab Christian Conference http://bit.ly/1AYLjwM
Top Arizona GOPer Russell Pearce resigns after sterilization comments http://on.msnbc.com/1AYLAQp
Police confirm Palin family involved in heated Saturday night brawl http://bit.ly/1AYLl7V

LOUIE GOHMERT GOHMERT OF THE WEEK

Refugees steal ‘dreams’ of Americans, and are ‘a threat to our existence’ http://bit.ly/1AYLo3x

SCIENCE!

NYC Court Tells Anti-Vaxxers: Keep Your Unvaccinated Kids Away From Schools! http://bit.ly/1AYLyrH
Man Has 100-lb. Scrotum Removed, Looks Forward to Sex With Wife http://bit.ly/1AYLFn1

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Scotland, Forever, Regardless

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‘The Morning After’ by Christine De Luca

Scotland, 19th September 2014

Let none wake despondent: one way
or another we have talked plainly,
tested ourselves, weighed up the sum
of our knowing, ta’en tent o scholars,
checked the balance sheet of risk and
fearlessness, of wisdom and of folly.

Was it about the powers we gain or how
we use them? We aim for more equality;
and for tomorrow to be more peaceful
than today; for fairness, opportunity,
the common weal; a hand stretched out
in ready hospitality.

It’s those unseen things that bind us,
not flag or battle-weary turf or tartan.
There are dragons to slay whatever happens:
poverty, false pride, snobbery, sectarian
schisms still hovering. But there’s
nothing broken that’s not repairable.

We’re a citizenry of bonnie fighters,
a gathered folk; a culture that imparts,
inspires, demands a rare devotion,
no back-tracking; that each should work
and play our several parts to bring about
the best in Scotland, an open heart.

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199a The LEFT Show – BEST OF THE LEFT SHOW

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I remember this one! Pasty Orifices! This one goes back a bit to the time that Brenda and Lisa visited the studio and hilarity ensued. This one also was the beginning of the carryover joke, but you’d have to go back for that one.

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This is it, my little beauties! The last show before we, The LEFT Show family, go on “Vacation.” Vacation, sadly, in The LEFT Show world means lots and lots of work to do, getting current shows re-invigorated, a couple of new shows off the ground, and, if we can find just TWO folks to buy in at the CITIZENS RE-UNITED LEVEL, we can get the call in feature up and running. LIVE CALLS!

Lisa, Brenda, and Forrest join your faithful starship captain, J.M. Bell in another round of talking about the talk aboutable! This one is a Wednesday show that, honestly, redefines the definition of the Wednesday Show. Not kidding, either. Funny doesn’t cover it.

Jason is back with a new Bat Sh@t Crazy all about those pesky racists at CPAC.

This week’s linkage!

 

 

70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring  http://bit.ly/ZAJ818
CPAC
Coulter Attacks Bill Clinton and Sandra Fluke at CPAC: Calls Clinton ‘Forcible Rapist’ http://bit.ly/ZALDAj
Sarah Palin Drinks Big Gulp During CPAC Speech: ‘Shoot, It’s Just Pop!’ http://bit.ly/131ExuM
Mitt Romney is now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party  http://politi.co/131FwLB
CPAC – Slavery Gave ‘Food And Shelter’ To Blacks – http://bit.ly/131FKCq
Trump a right-leaning tower at CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FPpN
5 Crazy Things We Learned At CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FEuF
Ten reasons why Ronald Reagan would be persona non grata at CPAC 2013  http://bit.ly/131FC63
Normal Shit … well …. 
My SEcond Favorite – http://nyti.ms/131GpUp
My SCIENCE FAVORITE –  Higgs boson – http://bit.ly/131Gyak
WTF? Ted Cruz Slams Medicare Cuts In Paul Ryan’s Budget – http://bit.ly/131GszH
Lightning Round
Rand Paul, Ted Poe Seek Census Religion Law That Already Exists – http://huff.to/131FVxx
After Sandy Hook, NRA Told Gun Makers LaPierre Would Handle It – http://bit.ly/131FZNH
Man kills self in front of children at Bellevue gun-safety class – http://bit.ly/131GGXo
Hannity Is ‘So Upset That the Economy Is Rebounding’ http://bit.ly/131GirP
Woman On Hannity Gets Hate-Tweet: ‘I Hope You Get Raped And Your Throat Slit’ http://bit.ly/131GNlK
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199 The LEFT Show – The Pros of Cons

All the members of the Defenestrate Media Family were happily skipping around the Salt Lake City Conic Con this last weekend, and, boy, are my arms tired … or something that makes sense. Even though we told a few Con Stories, we got through a lot of important news. Take a click as JM Bell, Forrest Shaw, and Bob Easton thrill the earholes on your head! Jason Williams has a new The Sidetrack, too! You Lucky Ducklings!

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The LEFT Show Links

Despite growing pains, Salt Lake Comic Con nets another record-breaking event http://bit.ly/1lPvVkW
Salt Lake Comic Con Sets Record By Leveraging Social Marketing Trends http://onforb.es/1lPvZkK

GREAT NEWS!

In the U.S. 49.7 Million Are Now Poor, and 80% of the Total Population Is Near Poverty http://bit.ly/1lPt37E
It’s Official: President Obama Is The Best Economic President In Modern Times http://bit.ly/1lPt4IX
Florida Republicans Set up Alternative to Obamacare And Only 30 People Sign Up http://bit.ly/1lPvKWV
Another ‘Red’ State Admits They Were WRONG About Obamacare, Quietly Accepts Medicaid Expansionhttp://bit.ly/1lPtEWX
Have Humans Already Conquered The Threat Of Extinction? http://bit.ly/1lPtIGc

The BAD NEWS

Idaho Arms Teachers; Teacher Shoots Himself In Foot On First Week Of Classes http://bit.ly/1lPupPL
A&E cancels ‘Longmire,’ upsetting delicate order of cable TV http://bit.ly/1lPuqDn
Ferguson Police Chief Lied About Michael Brown Surveillance Tape http://bit.ly/1lPuumK
A Bronx Man Tore His Own Head Off in Broad Daylight http://bit.ly/1lPtzTj

THE NEWS

Teen sues DMV after being told to remove makeup http://yhoo.it/1lPvuHz
Maria Shriver Struck First http://bit.ly/1lPvsPR
Dax Shepard Is Writing, Directing, And Starring In The ‘CHiPS’ Movie http://uproxx.it/1lPvwzd

SCIENCE NEWS

Better Identification of Viking Corpses Reveals: Half of the Warriors Were Female http://bit.ly/1lPvya8
These Are The Best Places In America To Raise Girls http://huff.to/1lPvAPt

THE SIZZLE

The Fappening / Celebgate  http://bit.ly/1lPvOGe
Here Are The 15 Greatest Nude Scenes Of All-Time, According To Mr. Skin http://uproxx.it/1lPvOpG
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198 The LEFT Show – But listen closely…

Yeah, it’s Labor Day, and I’m a big supporter of the men and women of America’s Union families, but, ever since the Utah AFL-CIO started giving money and campaign support to Republicans, I quit celebrating it. Go team, ammirite?

The whole gang is in the studio this week as we get ready for the 2014 Salt Lake Comic Con. Lots of announcements, lots of details, lots of news, and lots of anatomical humor.

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THE LEFT SHOW LINKS 
SL ComicCon and Contest Talk
FATCAMP Closing DaysCity Weekly article Ball Busting Round
DefenMedia Schedule and This one is for Bob http://bit.ly/1pG1Y8j
POLITICAL BANDWAGONING 
REMEMBER! ‘Lazy Moocher’ With Four Jobs Dies While Sleeping in Her SUV http://bit.ly/1u2fmSZ
Lawmakers Who Cut Funds For ALS Research Take Ice Bucket Challenge For ALS Researchhttp://huff.to/1u2aPA1
Assclown ProLife Guy – Why I Cannot Accept the Ice-Bucket Challenge http://bit.ly/1u2aY6o
SPEAKING OF REPUBLICANS 
Obama Has Had Fewer Vacation Days In His Entire Presidency Than Congress Has This Yearhttp://bit.ly/1u2bNwc
Louisiana Gov. Jindal sues federal government over Common Core http://fxn.ws/1u2bzVP
GOP Senate Campaign Defends Using Image Of James Foley’s Execution In Ad http://huff.to/1u2bBNq
Thanks, GOP: America’s Poor Now Worse Off than Citizens of Third World Nations http://bit.ly/1u2fO3w
WTF DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT?  
Another GOP Candidate Says Migrant Kids Might Have Ebola. (They Don’t.) http://bit.ly/1u2fcef
AUTO PLAYS – Sarah Palin Calls Out Tina Fey Again http://huff.to/1skfv1Y
Racist Boy Dies For 3 Minutes, Says Jesus is a N**ger http://bit.ly/1u2efTi
SUU removes Harry Reid’s name from building http://bit.ly/1u2fu4W
REMEMBER THE BANK ACCOUNT 
Defen Media Mercantile and Livery  http://defen.spreadshirt.com
Support DefenMedia creating Podcasts of Class and Distinction http://www.patreon.com/DefenMedia
THE BEST PROTEST IS A BREAST PROTEST
NSFW – Bare-breasted women parade through New York for 7th Go Topless Day http://dailym.ai/1u2e0HM
NSFW – Rachel Jessee Goes Topless Because It’s Fucking Go Topless Day http://bit.ly/1u2fWjG
ENTERTAINMENT REPORT
Chuck Todd Departs ‘Daily Rundown’ In The Most Awkward Way Possible http://bit.ly/1u2gd6h
Fox to Reboot GREATEST AMERICAN HERO with 22 JUMP STREET Directors http://bit.ly/1u2gjuH
George Takei Helps Beam $650K to ‘Star Trek’ Fan Film http://bit.ly/1u2gw0T
I AM A SCIENCE FAN! 
Panda Fakes Pregnancy To Get More Food http://bit.ly/1u2gNkf
NASA Sets A 2018 Launch Date For The Rocket That Will Take Us To Mars http://bit.ly/1u2gQN3
New Global Map of Triton Shows Neptune’s Moon Like Never Before http://bit.ly/1u2gV3s
Cassini Watches Clouds Form Over Titan’s Methane Sea http://bit.ly/1u2gTIS
HOMEWORK: RECOMMENDED READING
UTA attacked, defended after tough audit http://bit.ly/1u2h8Dz
A Mother’s White Privilege | Manic Pixie Dream Mama http://bit.ly/1u2h9rc
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Gavin’s Underground – The Left Show

It’s The LEFT Show in a readable format! JM Bell answered 23 incredibly involved questions with (not) complex and (not) deep replies for Gavin’s Underground at the Salt Lake City Weekly. It’s all about the show, Forrest, Jake, Jason, JC, Robert, Melissa, Holly, Michael, and Jack Kerouac! There are a lot of words in this one, friends of the show! Take a click, and get your read on! GU

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