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139 The LEFT Show – Malachi 3:5
01 hour ago
“Thou Shalt Not Be A Stack of Assholes!” Jesus H. Christ
Everything old is new again … and all that jazz … taking one from the Gipper … stitching time to save a penny for your thoughts. Or some silly shit like that.
JC Carter, Forrest Shaw, and JM Bell are at it again – in the studio and up in your headspace. Jason is back with an ALL NEW … SEGMENT? That’s right folks, Bat Sh@t Crazy is getting a new host, and Jason is launching – SIDETRACKED!
139 The LEFT Show – Bible, Bitches!
Here are your links!
Texas Gov Rick Perry mistakes Lebanon for Libya, then says liberals don’t know much http://bit.ly/16viY4g
UTAH!
Police: St. George man claims he had sex with unconscious woman to ‘save’ her life http://bit.ly/16vjkry
Boy Scout leaders chastised for marching in Utah Pride Parade http://bit.ly/16vj5Nd
Boy Scouts take heat for greeting Romney on Utah visit http://bit.ly/16vj8bU
OTHER STUFFS!
Gay Teen Comes Out to Parents in Graduation Speech, Shouts Out Beyonce http://bit.ly/16vjgrC
Miranda Kerr Was A Guest On ‘Fox & Friends’ http://bit.ly/16vjizN
SEAL Team 6 veteran comes out as transgender http://bit.ly/10MQqSE
138 The LEFT Show – Bad Sides
02 days ago
Sometimes you find bad things where once there were bright and shiny things. Sometimes you go back to a place – or a figurative, but not literal, time – you once loved, and certain fondnesses are found long discarded and crumbling: forgotten and abandoned. Sometimes …
Sometimes memory is just a total liar. The brain can not be trusted!
JC Carter and Forrest Shaw joined me – the loveable JM Bell – in the studio to kick around Attorney John General Swallow and a few other wingers of various colors and extremes. It’s a lot of fun! Listen in!
138 The LEFT Show – Podcast Excellence-ish!
Closing Hymn (I’m obsessed by this singer)
Here, my little dinky dos, are your links:
Swallow Files …
Swallow reaching out to lawmakers who may be asked to impeach http://bit.ly/16v6Sbf
John Swallow lawyers: Impeachment proceedings not justified http://bit.ly/16v6WI3
Gov. Herbert says he would have fired Swallow by now, Swallow responds http://bit.ly/16v70aI
BREAKING: Swallow to the Utah Legislature: Impeaching Me Would Be Illegal http://bit.ly/16v76iF
Utah Supreme Court Rulings Say NOT Illegal to ImpeachJohn Swallow http://bit.ly/16v79uL
Speaker Lockhart Sends 4th Email To Legislators On Impeachment http://bit.ly/16v7fCD
GOPper Files #GOPwow
GOP: Rape Is Just Nature’s Way of Keeping Women Out of Military http://bit.ly/16vhXct
GOP Congressman: Pregnancy Rate From Rape Is ‘Very Low’ http://bit.ly/16vi47Q
Maine GOPer: Men’s Brains More Concerned About Health Costs http://bit.ly/16vi7QZ
Larry Flynt ‘Never Met a Republican Who Wasn’t… in His Heart a Racist’ http://bit.ly/16vikne
136 The LEFT Show – Pride Proud
2 weeks ago
Your beloved The LEFT Show Men of Action and Hyperbole have done it again! Despite what we said about him after the last time he was on, columnist Bob Henline is on the show again, doin’ what he does, and yellin’ like he does, and pointin’ fingers at the establishment and yelling, “Rawwwwr!” (You know, like we do every week, he just tried to get it all out in 90 minutes.) He joins J.M.Bell, Forrest, and JC Carter in the studio and a lot of swearing happens. A LOT.
136 The LEFT Show Mister Mister
Here, ducklings, are the links.
Scientists Just Found a Woolly Mammoth That Still Had Liquid Blood http://bit.ly/10Je0j8
The Bachmann Files
Michele Bachmann’s Legislative Accomplishments In One Chart http://huff.to/10JfdXR
Michele Bachmann Retires As President of Crazyland http://nym.ag/11oY0y7
Cleaning up our messes
Utah gun rights advocate Clark Aposhian arrested http://bit.ly/10JfH09
Republican Ninja Congressman Who Cut Consulate Security Wants to Impeach Obama NOW!!!!! For Having Insecure Consulate http://bit.ly/10JdbXH
Secret recording: Mark Shurtleff offers $2 million to silence critic http://bit.ly/10JdphE
The “I”-Word: Utah’s Attorney General and the Truth About Impeachment http://bit.ly/11gKnFK
GOPper – Mia Love: Allegations against A.G. John Swallow ‘disappointing’ http://bit.ly/10JebuR
DINO – Matheson: I have ‘a lot of concern’ about allegations against Swallow http://bit.ly/10JehCL
Brookings: Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Lee will kill GOP http://bit.ly/10JeV3j
THE SENATE!
Harry Reid Might Just Have the Votes to Upend the Senate Nomination Process http://yhoo.it/10Jf076
GOP Congressman Says John McCain Was Responsible For The Benghazi Terror Attacks http://bit.ly/10Jf4DM
GOP Sen: Obama’s Counterterrorism Speech A Victory For Terrorists http://bit.ly/10Jfv10
135 The LEFT Show – Blatant Pornography
3 weeks ago
Oh, pornography. Such a sticky topic. Sticky enough, in fact, that we sort of blew off most of the other topics we had planned and talked through the nature of desensitization and how Rule #34 will always win.
Quang Dang and Bob Aagard joined JM, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob in the studio for a deeper than usual episode of The LEFT Show! Enjoy!
And here, my pretties, are your links:
Porn Makes Straight Men More Accepting of Gay Marriage? http://bit.ly/16XZQi6
Six Facts Lost in the IRS Scandal http://bit.ly/16Y0xI6
HATE AND ‘MURICA!
Judge tells lesbian couple to separate — or lose kids http://bit.ly/16Y008X
We Will Be The Judge Of How This Child-Selling Judge Should Go To Hell Forever http://bit.ly/16Y0Wdy
Appeals court upholds Ciavarella’s 28-year sentence http://bit.ly/16Y10Kg
Rape: The NRA’s Newest Marketing Tool http://bit.ly/16Y21SM
MURICA! and ACTUAL STUFF
Federal judge finds probable cause Fox News reporter helped leak classified docs http://bit.ly/16Y1qR5
Atheist State Lawmaker Quotes Carl Sagan Instead of Doing Prayer Before House Session http://bit.ly/16Y1Arz
Arizona House non-prayer sparks Christian re-do http://bit.ly/16Y1Fva
OTHER STUFF AND FOLLOW UPS
Oil Rigs Make Bad Neighbors: Americans Harmed By Oil And Gas Drilling, Seek To Be Heard http://bit.ly/16Y1HmY
Tesla Motors fully repays $465 million federal loan nine years early http://bit.ly/16Y1Neh
Mayoral Candidate Endorsed By Jesus Christ Comes In Last, Loses To Gay Man http://bit.ly/16Y1PTp
Fla. teen accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle http://on.11alive.com/125MC1V
NICE NEWS OF THE WEEK
‘Four little girls’ killed in 1963 church bombing honored with Congressional Gold Medal http://wapo.st/16Y1YX5
134 The LEFT Show – No Memorial Day Sale
3 weeks ago
Very crowded studio today! Quang Dang and Bob Aagard join Jeff, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob for a chat around the studio in an attempt top either repair, or take over, the world! So … It’s Memorial Day
This is a “Holiday” that is supposed to mean something. Republican’ts cheapen it with false patriotism and political posturing – rampant capitalism whores it out to sell cars, carpet and furniture – and most people have lost touch with what Memorial Day stands for.
Memorial Day used to be observed on May 30. The Veterans of Foreign Wars and Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War still advocate returning the holiday to that date. The VFW released a statement in their 2002 Memorial Day Address that I think pins down one of the points I tried to make on the show:
“Changing the date merely to create three-day weekends has undermined the very meaning of the day. No doubt, this has contributed a lot to the general public’s nonchalant observance of Memorial Day.”
134 The LEFT Show – No Carpet Sale
So – yeah. Here’s your links:
Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Us Why ‘Star Trek’ Is So Much Better Than ‘Star Wars’ http://read.bi/16Y0jAB
Jim Matheson: It’s Official(ly over) http://bit.ly/16XY3JN
HURRICANES and TONADOES
Uh Oh Someone Is Politicizing The Tornado In Moore, Time To Get The Pitchforks http://bit.ly/16XXLTe
Inhofe: Tornado Aid ‘Totally Different’ From Hurricane Sandy Aid http://bit.ly/16XXKyL
Oklahoma senator: Tornado aid “totally different” from Sandy aid http://bit.ly/16XXPCk
Pathetic Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn Says Cuts Must Be Made Before He’ll Support Tornado Relief http://bit.ly/16XXTC5
Why Did Obama Make Those Tornadoes? Ask the Tornado Truthers! http://bit.ly/16XYBPX
Oklahoma Senate Votes To Defund Planned Parenthood Two Days After Tornado http://huff.to/16XZdoI
GHOMERT OF THE WEEK
Gohmert: IRS ‘Would Have Shot the Boston Tea Party’ http://bit.ly/16XYGmt
Louie Gohmert Tells Woman She Should Have Carried Brain-Dead Fetus To Term http://huff.to/16XYJPk
Louie Gohmert and Tom Delay, Titans of Congress! http://bit.ly/16XYJyN
BOY SCOUTS
Boy Scouts and the American “Family” Association http://bit.ly/16XZnwl
FUN STUFF
Colbert Mocks Hannity for Buying Obama Hater Jon McNaughton’s Painting http://bit.ly/16XZvMj
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132 The LEFT Show – Ginger Equality
1 month ago
Holy Buckets, we are BACK! JM, JC, and Forrest were joined by the lovely, talented, and funny Melissa Merlot - who may or may not have something to do with Conspurracy Theories. Check out her stuff at www.melissamerlot.com. There was a lot to talk about on our first show back from – where ever the hell we ended up. Except for Free Comic Book Day. We knew what happened there, I guess.
Regardless – here we are! And, guess what? It’s like every dirty joke we haven’t used in polite company over the last month sneaked into this show. Here’s the links, bitches!
Progressives To Boycott Facebook Ads In Opposition To Zuckerberg Group http://bit.ly/189cJU8
Benghazi!
Gates: Benghazi-Obsessed Republicans Have ‘Cartoonish’ View of Military Capability http://bit.ly/189cOHk
Special Ops halted from responding to Benghazi attacks, U.S. diplomat says http://wapo.st/189cOXY
Boehner Would Have Had Those Benghazi Emails If He Hadn’t Skipped the Briefing http://bit.ly/189cRD5
CNN Blows Huge Hole In GOP Efforts To Prosecute Benghazi Scandal http://onforb.es/189cQ20
CBS News: Republicans Lied About White House Benghazi E-mails http://bit.ly/189cQiF
Republican Says The Stupidest Thing Ever About Benghazi ‘Controversy’ http://bit.ly/189ddJX
Where’s the apology for Susan Rice? http://on.msnbc.com/189dkVK
Fox News Host on Benghazi: ‘We’re Getting a Little Lopsided’ by Favoring Republicans http://bit.ly/189dRHh
ObamaCare CheckIn
House GOP Votes To Repeal Obamacare — And Chop The GOP’s Own Budget http://bit.ly/189cVCJ
#ObamaCareInThreeWords ‘It’s. The. Law.’ http://on.msnbc.com/189cZ5y
Interesting News
RNC Director Of Hispanic Outreach Quits Party And Registers As A Democrat http://bit.ly/189dgFG
IRS To Holocaust America, Says Never Wrong Matt Drudge - http://bit.ly/189do80
RNC Spokeswoman Admits Harry Reid Was Right About Romney’s Taxes All Along, Whoops http://bit.ly/189dCvY
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