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134 The LEFT Show – No Memorial Day Sale

Very crowded studio today! Quang Dang and Bob Aagard join Jeff, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob for a chat around the studio in an attempt top either repair, or take over, the world! So … It’s Memorial Day

This is a “Holiday” that is supposed to mean something. Republican’ts cheapen it with false patriotism and political posturing – rampant capitalism whores it out to sell cars, carpet and furniture – and most people have lost touch with what Memorial Day stands for.

Memorial Day used to be observed on May 30. The Veterans of Foreign Wars and Sons of Union Veterans of the Civil War still advocate returning the holiday to that date. The VFW released a statement in their 2002 Memorial Day Address that I think pins down one of the points I tried to make on the show:

“Changing the date merely to create three-day weekends has undermined the very meaning of the day. No doubt, this has contributed a lot to the general public’s nonchalant observance of Memorial Day.”


134 The LEFT Show – No Carpet Sale

So – yeah. Here’s your links:

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tells Us Why ‘Star Trek’ Is So Much Better Than ‘Star Wars’
Jim Matheson: It’s Official(ly over)
Uh Oh Someone Is Politicizing The Tornado In Moore, Time To Get The Pitchforks
Inhofe: Tornado Aid ‘Totally Different’ From Hurricane Sandy Aid
Oklahoma senator: Tornado aid “totally different” from Sandy aid
Pathetic Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn Says Cuts Must Be Made Before He’ll Support Tornado Relief
Why Did Obama Make Those Tornadoes? Ask the Tornado Truthers!
Oklahoma Senate Votes To Defund Planned Parenthood Two Days After Tornado
Gohmert: IRS ‘Would Have Shot the Boston Tea Party’
Louie Gohmert Tells Woman She Should Have Carried Brain-Dead Fetus To Term
Louie Gohmert and Tom Delay, Titans of Congress!
Boy Scouts and the American “Family” Association
Colbert Mocks Hannity for Buying Obama Hater Jon McNaughton’s Painting

133 The LEFT Show – Row Your Boats

Melissa Merlot joined Jeff, Jon, and Forrest in the studio again – I think she’s sweet on us, and, really, who the hell would blame her? We’re adorable! Or something. Shit, maybe she felt like she couldn’t leave? Prison mentality? I dunno. Look, this one is VERY funny, and very, very …um … naughty. We’ve got an all new GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week, the Ghomert of the minute, Jason Williams is back with an all new Bat Sh@t Crazy – breaking down the Utah GOP and their wacky weekend of weird! That and so much more!


133 The LEFT Show – No Thrills Peep Show

So, ENJOY! Here’s your links.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s remake of Carl Sagan’s ‘Cosmos’ headed to Fox in 2014
Minnesota approves same-sex marriage bill
Local Fun! 
Shurtleff, Swallow lived it up on my dime, says convicted fraudster
Additional investigation targets Utah AG
Fucking Republicans! 
Working Families Flexibility Act Passes House Over Opposition Of Democrats, Labor
Fox’s Andrea Tantaros On Plan B: “Is The Obama Daughter, Malia, Going To Go On Birth Control?”
Oh, the South! 
Louisiana State Senate: We <3 Creationism
North Carolina May Ban Tesla Sales To Prevent “Unfair Competition”
Ghomert of the Week! 
Holder Smacks Down Clueless Gohmert Over Boston Bombings
GOP Jesus of The Week! 
Candidate #1 – 
Florida Candidate Touts A Divine Endorsement From Jesus Christ
Candidate #2 – 
Forgive Your Cheating Husband Because “Well, He’s a Man”

132 The LEFT Show – Ginger Equality


The LEFT Show #132

Holy Buckets, we are BACK! JM, JC, and Forrest were joined by the lovely, talented, and funny Melissa Merlot – who may or may not have something to do with Conspurracy Theories. Check out her stuff at There was a lot to talk about on our first show back from – where ever the hell we ended up. Except for Free Comic Book Day. We knew what happened there, I guess.

Regardless – here we are! And, guess what? It’s like every dirty joke we haven’t used in polite company over the last month sneaked into this show. Here’s the links, bitches!

Progressives To Boycott Facebook Ads In Opposition To Zuckerberg Group


Gates: Benghazi-Obsessed Republicans Have ‘Cartoonish’ View of Military Capability

Special Ops halted from responding to Benghazi attacks, U.S. diplomat says

Boehner Would Have Had Those Benghazi Emails If He Hadn’t Skipped the Briefing

CNN Blows Huge Hole In GOP Efforts To Prosecute Benghazi Scandal

CBS News: Republicans Lied About White House Benghazi E-mails 

Republican Says The Stupidest Thing Ever About Benghazi ‘Controversy’

Where’s the apology for Susan Rice?

Fox News Host on Benghazi: ‘We’re Getting a Little Lopsided’ by Favoring Republicans

ObamaCare CheckIn

House GOP Votes To Repeal Obamacare — And Chop The GOP’s Own Budget

#ObamaCareInThreeWords ‘It’s. The. Law.’

Interesting News

RNC Director Of Hispanic Outreach Quits Party And Registers As A Democrat

IRS To Holocaust America, Says Never Wrong Matt Drudge –

RNC Spokeswoman Admits Harry Reid Was Right About Romney’s Taxes All Along, Whoops


131b The Bat Sh@t LEFT Show – Incontinent


The LEFT Show’s Little Princess – Bat Sh@t Crazy

Just when you think you’ve been abandoned, forever and for good, Jason Williams pops up with a fresh Bat Sh@t Crazy to relieve the week of it’s otherwise pasty overtones. As the sequester cuts get tighter and tighter, the GOPpers are still screaming “we’ve got to screw old and poor people before it’s too late!” – whenever that is. Seems to me that the GOP will always make time to screw anyone without papers … incorporation papers, that is. Enjoy, my lovelies!


131 The LEFT Show – A Little Nooner


131 The LEFT Show – Little Nooner

Oh, well, I tried folks. The difference between a “2” and a “3” on our old recording lap top google machine is the difference between a regular and a small The LEFT Show Episode. This is a short episode. It’s kinda like Bat Sh@t Crazy back when Jason was first doing those. Kind of a Beat Poetry Reading of Current events riffed from my mangled short term memory. Anyway – next week, back on our game – whatever that is.


130 The LEFT Show – LIVE FCBD 2013



Your pals from Hold 322 and The LEFT Show were at Free Comic Book Day this year at Night Flight Comics in Salt Lake City.*Mimi and the gang were all on hand to welcome the hordes of panting fanboys and girls who seem to like standing in line. I guess it’s how you train to go to a Con? Who knows.

My deepest apologies to you, the listener, for how weird this episode sounds. We were all over the place, really, having fun and goofing off. My biggest apology goes to Donna Weinholtz. I’ve been trying to get Donna on the show for months, and when we finally get her – we do this to her. She was a great sport, really, and a lot of fun. Lisa Westbrook dropped by for howdy, so, we threw her on the microphone. All in all, it was a fun day. If you want more of this hot mess, hit Hold 322 tomorrow to hear the even better stuff.

Here’s your links!

If Needed – Hold 322 Links for Free Comic Book Day
Anne Frank’s Diary Too ‘Pornographic’ For 7th-Grade Students, Claims Michigan Parent
CBLDF Signs On To Protect Anne Frank’s Diary of a Young Girl
Wolverine is Gonna Die – rumor
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Will NOT Be Aliens
10 actors that could be Dr. Strange
If Needed – The LEFT Show Links for Free Comic Book Day
Can We Always Believe What The Media Chooses To Show Us?
After Casting Key Fifth Vote For Bush, Justice O’Connor Now Regrets Bush v. Gore
5 Dumb Ideas Conservatives Have to “Help” Poor Kids
RICK PERRY CONTROVERSY: JACK OHMAN ‘stunned’ by gov’s response to his cartoon
Poll: 29% Think Armed Rebellion Might Soon Be Necessary
Arizona 3-year-old fatally shoots himself in face with meth grandma’s gun
Anne Frank’s Diary Too ‘Pornographic’ For 7th-Grade Students, Claims Michigan Parent
CBLDF Signs On To Protect Anne Frank’s Diary of a Young Girl
GOP Uses Picture Of Obama Consoling A Newtown Victim To Gloat About Obama’s ‘Defeats’
Louie Gohmert: Boston Bombings Happened Because Eric Holder Gay-Married To Islam

* Did you know you can book us to do remotes at your events? You’d LOVE IT! Drop us a line!


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