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133 The LEFT Show – Row Your Boats
02 hours ago
Melissa Merlot joined Jeff, Jon, and Forrest in the studio again – I think she’s sweet on us, and, really, who the hell would blame her? We’re adorable! Or something. Shit, maybe she felt like she couldn’t leave? Prison mentality? I dunno. Look, this one is VERY funny, and very, very …um … naughty. We’ve got an all new GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week, the Ghomert of the minute, Jason Williams is back with an all new Bat Sh@t Crazy – breaking down the Utah GOP and their wacky weekend of weird! That and so much more!
133 The LEFT Show – No Thrills Peep Show
So, ENJOY! Here’s your links.
Neil deGrasse Tyson’s remake of Carl Sagan’s ‘Cosmos’ headed to Fox in 2014 http://bit.ly/189dtIM
Minnesota approves same-sex marriage bill http://bit.ly/189dVHc
Local Fun!
Shurtleff, Swallow lived it up on my dime, says convicted fraudster http://bit.ly/189dM6D
Additional investigation targets Utah AG http://bit.ly/189dJrw
Fucking Republicans!
Working Families Flexibility Act Passes House Over Opposition Of Democrats, Labor http://huff.to/189dV9Y
Fox’s Andrea Tantaros On Plan B: “Is The Obama Daughter, Malia, Going To Go On Birth Control?” http://bit.ly/189e1yl
Oh, the South!
Louisiana State Senate: We <3 Creationism http://slate.me/189e5OQ
North Carolina May Ban Tesla Sales To Prevent “Unfair Competition” http://slate.me/189edxK
Ghomert of the Week!
Holder Smacks Down Clueless Gohmert Over Boston Bombings http://bit.ly/189e6Cp
GOP Jesus of The Week!
Candidate #1 -
Florida Candidate Touts A Divine Endorsement From Jesus Christ http://bit.ly/189e7X0
Candidate #2 -
Forgive Your Cheating Husband Because “Well, He’s a Man” http://bit.ly/189edO8
132 The LEFT Show – Ginger Equality
02 days ago
Holy Buckets, we are BACK! JM, JC, and Forrest were joined by the lovely, talented, and funny Melissa Merlot - who may or may not have something to do with Conspurracy Theories. Check out her stuff at www.melissamerlot.com. There was a lot to talk about on our first show back from – where ever the hell we ended up. Except for Free Comic Book Day. We knew what happened there, I guess.
Regardless – here we are! And, guess what? It’s like every dirty joke we haven’t used in polite company over the last month sneaked into this show. Here’s the links, bitches!
Progressives To Boycott Facebook Ads In Opposition To Zuckerberg Group http://bit.ly/189cJU8
Benghazi!
Gates: Benghazi-Obsessed Republicans Have ‘Cartoonish’ View of Military Capability http://bit.ly/189cOHk
Special Ops halted from responding to Benghazi attacks, U.S. diplomat says http://wapo.st/189cOXY
Boehner Would Have Had Those Benghazi Emails If He Hadn’t Skipped the Briefing http://bit.ly/189cRD5
CNN Blows Huge Hole In GOP Efforts To Prosecute Benghazi Scandal http://onforb.es/189cQ20
CBS News: Republicans Lied About White House Benghazi E-mails http://bit.ly/189cQiF
Republican Says The Stupidest Thing Ever About Benghazi ‘Controversy’ http://bit.ly/189ddJX
Where’s the apology for Susan Rice? http://on.msnbc.com/189dkVK
Fox News Host on Benghazi: ‘We’re Getting a Little Lopsided’ by Favoring Republicans http://bit.ly/189dRHh
ObamaCare CheckIn
House GOP Votes To Repeal Obamacare — And Chop The GOP’s Own Budget http://bit.ly/189cVCJ
#ObamaCareInThreeWords ‘It’s. The. Law.’ http://on.msnbc.com/189cZ5y
Interesting News
RNC Director Of Hispanic Outreach Quits Party And Registers As A Democrat http://bit.ly/189dgFG
IRS To Holocaust America, Says Never Wrong Matt Drudge - http://bit.ly/189do80
RNC Spokeswoman Admits Harry Reid Was Right About Romney’s Taxes All Along, Whoops http://bit.ly/189dCvY
131b The Bat Sh@t LEFT Show – Incontinent
01 week ago
The LEFT Show’s Little Princess – Bat Sh@t Crazy
Just when you think you’ve been abandoned, forever and for good, Jason Williams pops up with a fresh Bat Sh@t Crazy to relieve the week of it’s otherwise pasty overtones. As the sequester cuts get tighter and tighter, the GOPpers are still screaming “we’ve got to screw old and poor people before it’s too late!” – whenever that is. Seems to me that the GOP will always make time to screw anyone without papers … incorporation papers, that is. Enjoy, my lovelies!
131 The LEFT Show – A Little Nooner
2 weeks ago
131 The LEFT Show – Little Nooner
Oh, well, I tried folks. The difference between a “2″ and a “3″ on our old recording lap top google machine is the difference between a regular and a small The LEFT Show Episode. This is a short episode. It’s kinda like Bat Sh@t Crazy back when Jason was first doing those. Kind of a Beat Poetry Reading of Current events riffed from my mangled short term memory. Anyway – next week, back on our game – whatever that is.
130 The LEFT Show – LIVE FCBD 2013
2 weeks ago
Your pals from Hold 322 and The LEFT Show were at Free Comic Book Day this year at Night Flight Comics in Salt Lake City.*Mimi and the gang were all on hand to welcome the hordes of panting fanboys and girls who seem to like standing in line. I guess it’s how you train to go to a Con? Who knows.
My deepest apologies to you, the listener, for how weird this episode sounds. We were all over the place, really, having fun and goofing off. My biggest apology goes to Donna Weinholtz. I’ve been trying to get Donna on the show for months, and when we finally get her – we do this to her. She was a great sport, really, and a lot of fun. Lisa Westbrook dropped by for howdy, so, we threw her on the microphone. All in all, it was a fun day. If you want more of this hot mess, hit Hold 322 tomorrow to hear the even better stuff. www.hold322.com.
Here’s your links!
If Needed – Hold 322 Links for Free Comic Book Day
Anne Frank’s Diary Too ‘Pornographic’ For 7th-Grade Students, Claims Michigan Parent http://huff.to/11Zdo74
CBLDF Signs On To Protect Anne Frank’s Diary of a Young Girl http://bit.ly/136VIIW
Wolverine is Gonna Die – rumor
SPENCER GETS SINISTER WITH “SUPERIOR FOES OF SPIDER-MAN” http://bit.ly/136VWzT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Will NOT Be Aliens http://bit.ly/136VXnq
10 actors that could be Dr. Strange http://bit.ly/136W2ri
If Needed – The LEFT Show Links for Free Comic Book Day
Can We Always Believe What The Media Chooses To Show Us? http://bit.ly/136VbXB
After Casting Key Fifth Vote For Bush, Justice O’Connor Now Regrets Bush v. Gore http://bit.ly/136VeCE
5 Dumb Ideas Conservatives Have to “Help” Poor Kids http://bit.ly/136VgKM
RICK PERRY CONTROVERSY: JACK OHMAN ‘stunned’ by gov’s response to his cartoon http://wapo.st/136Vl18
Poll: 29% Think Armed Rebellion Might Soon Be Necessary http://bit.ly/136Vrpx
Arizona 3-year-old fatally shoots himself in face with meth grandma’s gun http://bit.ly/136Vwt9
Anne Frank’s Diary Too ‘Pornographic’ For 7th-Grade Students, Claims Michigan Parent http://huff.to/11Zdo74
CBLDF Signs On To Protect Anne Frank’s Diary of a Young Girl http://bit.ly/136VIIW
GOP Uses Picture Of Obama Consoling A Newtown Victim To Gloat About Obama’s ‘Defeats’
GOHMERT OF THE WEEK!
Louie Gohmert: Boston Bombings Happened Because Eric Holder Gay-Married To Islam http://bit.ly/136Vqlx
* Did you know you can book us to do remotes at your events? You’d LOVE IT! Drop us a line!
129 The LEFT Show – No More Library
3 weeks ago
by JMBell
in The Left Show
129 The LEFT Show makes my bits tickle
Yup, Alex Cragun again! That dude from SLUG Magazine, you might recall him from Monday’s show. Forrest, Ultimate Bob and I welcomed him into the studio to talk about all the stuff below. Jason and Jake are still on their honeymoon, apparently, and we continue to with them well.
In other news, while you listen to this episode, we’re at the Night Flight Comics location at 6222 S State Street (across from the Fashion Place Mall) and not the Library Square. May the 4th be with you on Free Comic Book Day – we’ll start recording about 11am, and keep going till it gets hot. Or whatever.
Here are your links:
GOOD NEWS!
France Legalizes Gay Marriage, Gay Adoptions http://bit.ly/17qZFsV
WEIRD NEWS!
Chick-Fil-A really wants you to take your mom on a medieval date http://bit.ly/17qZRbB
Dow Drops 150 Points and Bounces Back 150 Points in 4 Minutes http://bit.ly/17r0npX
and Hacked AP Twitter Account Starts White House Attack Rumor; Markets Tank http://bit.ly/17r0q5p
The Gohmert Dipshit of the Week!
Gohmert: Muslim Brotherhood Members In Obama Administration Are Influencing U.S. Decisions http://bit.ly/17r0uSH
Gohmert: Radical Muslims ‘being trained to come in and act like Hispanics’ http://bit.ly/17PisiI
http://youtu.be/Veq6hW2-kqQ RIP Christina Amphlett
Barbara Bush Deflates Jeb Bush Presidential Run: ‘We’ve Had Enough Bushes’ http://bit.ly/17r0PVk
Conservative Group Photoshops Out Minorities In Mailer Opposing Pro-Voting Legislation http://bit.ly/11zN9Fa
Oh, Utah … You fucking suck
Utah at center of ‘suicide belt’; youth suicide rate troubling http://bit.ly/17r0YrW
Matheson letter confronts Congress over Obamacare http://bit.ly/17r10jl
Chaffetz: Investigators need to take closer look at bombing suspects http://bit.ly/17r142L
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