Posts tagged City Weekly
We don’t make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We’re kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is that people tend to think that you’re narcissistic. Those people are silly.
I’ve got that problem again where I don’t know what the hell to write here … some more.
JM Bell, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob welcome Adam Andrews of the Salt City Showdown Podcast to the Defen Media Studio to talk about stuff and eat cookies and carrots. VEGGIE TRAY!
Closing Hymn: Jamar Rogers – Drink of You
No poem this week. It’s late when I’m writing this and, frankly, I don’t think you people much care for poetry. Regardless – JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we’re always going to be funnier. Ha! Suck on THAT, bitches!
It’s The LINKS!
There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can watch it all. But the men don’t care, ‘Cuz they chew their underwear, And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety two. There’s a place on Mars where the Ladies Smoke Cigars; Every Puff They Take Is Enough To Kill A Snake. When The Snake is Dead, They Put Roses in Their Heads. When The Roses Die, They Put Diamonds In Their Eyes. When The Diamonds Break, It’s The End of 78.
We have JM Bell, Melissa Merlot, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton in the studio this week, to talk about The United States Marine Corps’ Birthday, a Marine we used to hang out with, Veteran’s Day, flag stickers, MegaParsecs and the meaning of the Universe. SCIENCE!
9 Facebook Lies You Should Never Share With Your Friends http://huff.to/17NVagK
We had a mention in the City Weekly’s blog today.
The Left Show’s J.M. Bell looks at how Eagle Forum president Gayle Ruzicka contradicted established research and killed an adoption bill in the Legislative session. The bill would have changed the standard so that Utah adoptions are considered open by default unless the birth mother specifically requests that they be closed. Ruzicka testified the change would lead to abortions, while other groups likes the American Adoption Congress have stated that if any effect is to be had by making them open by default, it is to actually increase the likelihood of adoption versus abortion.
“This particular bill pops up that would have made it easier for children seeking their biological parents to find them. Up pops Gayle Ruzicka, who lied her ass off to kill this bill … Ruzicka pops up and says that her fear is that if a single birth mother felt she could be contacted by her child later in life, she would be more likely to get an abortion, and all the Republicans were like, ‘Oh! That is such utter dipshit it must be true!’”—The Left Show
Hiya, folks! This is a “Best Of” The LEFT Show (The One With Brenda) as we get ready for our 100th Episode, our giant branding overhaul, getting Hold 322 moving to it’s new field of possibilities, and launching a couple of new shows for the network.
Basically, I’m busy as hell, and I’m going to start drinking in a few minutes.
This one has a Jason in it, too!