Dear DCCC,

I just got a letter from Rep. Jim Matheson telling me all about how he’s pledged to build a pipeline from CANADA all the way through the United States of America to the Gulf of Mexico, where it can then be shipped all over the world, but not to America. Just through it.This right after Chevron leaked all over Utah AGAIN. So, maybe, ya’ll should stop asking me for money if that’s the way you’re going to spend it.

Kiss my ass, I can’t believe you helped kill the 50 state strategy,

J.M. Bell