Posts tagged JM Bell
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; and said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb: for the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
It’s JM Bell, Forrest, Bob, and Melissa in the studio to talk about all the things that matter, as it were, in America! Jason is back with an all new The Sidetrack!
We don’t make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We’re kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is that people tend to think that you’re narcissistic. Those people are silly.
I’ve got that problem again where I don’t know what the hell to write here … some more.
JM Bell, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob welcome Adam Andrews of the Salt City Showdown Podcast to the Defen Media Studio to talk about stuff and eat cookies and carrots. VEGGIE TRAY!
Closing Hymn: Jamar Rogers – Drink of You
No poem this week. It’s late when I’m writing this and, frankly, I don’t think you people much care for poetry. Regardless – JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we’re always going to be funnier. Ha! Suck on THAT, bitches!
It’s The LINKS!
There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can watch it all. But the men don’t care, ‘Cuz they chew their underwear, And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety two. There’s a place on Mars where the Ladies Smoke Cigars; Every Puff They Take Is Enough To Kill A Snake. When The Snake is Dead, They Put Roses in Their Heads. When The Roses Die, They Put Diamonds In Their Eyes. When The Diamonds Break, It’s The End of 78.
We have JM Bell, Melissa Merlot, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton in the studio this week, to talk about The United States Marine Corps’ Birthday, a Marine we used to hang out with, Veteran’s Day, flag stickers, MegaParsecs and the meaning of the Universe. SCIENCE!
9 Facebook Lies You Should Never Share With Your Friends http://huff.to/17NVagK
JM Bell, JC Carter, and Ultimate Bob manage to plow through nearly nothing on the links list – but we do make fun of Republican drummers, ’cause, you know, why not? Melissa and Forrest are out … most likely starting their own podcast. Who knows, really?
(Read them twice, since I copped out on the narrative)