Posts tagged Congress
We don’t make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We’re kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is that people tend to think that you’re narcissistic. Those people are silly.
I’ve got that problem again where I don’t know what the hell to write here … some more.
JM Bell, Forrest, and Ultimate Bob welcome Adam Andrews of the Salt City Showdown Podcast to the Defen Media Studio to talk about stuff and eat cookies and carrots. VEGGIE TRAY!
Closing Hymn: Jamar Rogers – Drink of You
No poem this week. It’s late when I’m writing this and, frankly, I don’t think you people much care for poetry. Regardless – JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we’re always going to be funnier. Ha! Suck on THAT, bitches!
It’s The LINKS!
There’s a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There’s a hole in the wall where the men can watch it all. But the men don’t care, ‘Cuz they chew their underwear, And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety two. There’s a place on Mars where the Ladies Smoke Cigars; Every Puff They Take Is Enough To Kill A Snake. When The Snake is Dead, They Put Roses in Their Heads. When The Roses Die, They Put Diamonds In Their Eyes. When The Diamonds Break, It’s The End of 78.
We have JM Bell, Melissa Merlot, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton in the studio this week, to talk about The United States Marine Corps’ Birthday, a Marine we used to hang out with, Veteran’s Day, flag stickers, MegaParsecs and the meaning of the Universe. SCIENCE!
9 Facebook Lies You Should Never Share With Your Friends http://huff.to/17NVagK
JM Bell, JC Carter, and Ultimate Bob manage to plow through nearly nothing on the links list – but we do make fun of Republican drummers, ’cause, you know, why not? Melissa and Forrest are out … most likely starting their own podcast. Who knows, really?
(Read them twice, since I copped out on the narrative)
Oh, The LEFT Show’s like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; The LEFT Show’s like a melody, that’s sweetly play’d in tune. As fair art thou, my bonnie listeners, so deep in love am I: And I will love you still, my listeners ’till all the seas gang dry: ‘Till all the seas gang dry, my dears, and the rocks melt with the sun: I will love you still, my listeners, while the sands o’ like still run. And fare thee well, my listeners, and fare thee well, a while! The LEFT Show, it will come again, tho’ it were ten thousand mile.
JM Bell, Forrest Shaw, Melissa Merlot, and Robert Easton are bringing all the truths! A double, heaping helping of The LEFT Show presents The LEFT Show’s GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week! Bruce Campbell, HBO, NSA gets NSA’d, Racist GOPpers, Good Utah, dumb bigots, and OH so much more!