The winner of the first The LEFT Show Caption THAT! Contest is Crai*g Johnson

"...and THAT is why you never go back, ma'am."

Craig’s Winning Entry:

“Thanks for visiting Madame Tussauds. Don’t forget to check out our popular Xenophobia Room, where Michelle Bachmann is just to the right of Joseph McCarthy and Attila the Hun.”

Drop your address in the form on the Contact page, Craig, and we’ll send your filthy winnings – A T-Shit picked at random from The LEFT Show Closet Of Shame ASAP.

*yeah, yeah, Jon. I forgot an “i”