Will they actually go get him, or is this yet another in a long line of pissy, prissy letters sent to evil people?

I’ll go get him.

Seriously. If Obama will grant me a Letter of Marque and a bit of anti-Pirate stimulus – we’ll stop over on our way to quash the piracy thing and pick this evil s.o.b. up. C’mon, Mr. President, it’ll be fun.

Call me?