First … is Josh Romney frothy mouthed enough to run against Jim Matheson? I mean, considering the textbook of mental illness that usually gets nominated to run against Jim, Josh Romney seems a little tame and girly.

I mean, after his daddy ended up a quitter who bilked millions from the people of Utah (think of Mitt as the political equivalent of an out of town MLM). Now in a Deseret Morning Republican Party Newsletter article, Joe Cannon and the gang desperately try to invent a picture of another homo-erotic (closeted, of course) political super crush to spend their public bathroom alone time with.

 

“I haven’t ruled it out,” Josh Romney, 32, of Millcreek, said of becoming a candidate himself. “I’m pretty young, but I’ve had good experience on the campaign trail.” Plus, he said, he likely could count on his father’s supporters here in Utah.

TRANSLATION: They haven’t sweetened the deal enough yet. “Can you guys promise to keep James Evans away from me? No? I need time to think.”

Wow. Those Romney’s are a smart bunch. A year on the campaign trail and access to a boat load of trust fund money really help underline the competency needed to hold public office.What a douche.

 

During his father’s campaign, Josh Romney drove a motor home to each of Iowa’s 99 counties and represented his father in a number of other, mostly Western states, including Wyoming, Alaska and Colorado.

You know, maybe that’s what Matheson lacks. 99 counties worth of RV driving in a state with no curvy roads. Yeah, that’s it.

 

The efforts of Josh Romney and his four brothers, though, weren’t enough to keep his father in the race. Mitt Romney recently ended his bid for the White House after a poor Super Tuesday showing overall on Feb. 5 and endorsed McCain.

The worst part is, Josh Romney would be the absolute worst of stack of boneheads they’ve thrown against Jim, and yet he’s got the best chance to win. This empty-headed, stuffed shirt will be a puppet for all the extreme elements of the Utah GOP, and, ultimately, I believe he will make Chris Cannon sound like Hawkings.

All this trust-funded chucklehead will have to do is smile and say: “My dad is Mitt Romney” and Mormons across the state will spontaneously ejaculate and start throwing money at him.

I hate legacy politicians.

*Mitt, btw, is still too chicken to fight me.