Ah, Buttars. That I don’t live in your Senate district, and thus can’t run against your sorry, racist, bigoted, hypocritical and hateful ass is nearly a daily pain for me. That I live within mere blocks of your district (I can throw a rock into it) makes me want to howl to the heavens for not checking my district maps before I moved into ‘burbs.

I always get these two mixed up

 

Let’s start, again, by taking the near millionth look at what honesty fell out of your mouth when you were talking about a bill you didn’t like:

“This baby is black It’s a dark ugly thing,”

Ok, so, you don’t like anything other than white babies. I don’t think that anyone was surprised that black babies freak you out, I think most of us are just surprised that it took you so long to say something on the record about it.

Now, Senator Romero, being what you would call “not-white” and, therefore, a bit more attuned racist hay-seeds like youself, popped up and tattled on you (good for him, too). Again, we see a case where, without Romero saying something, your racism would have gone unchecked, and you Republicans would have a good chuckle about it while walking down your secret, non-public hallways.

Senator Valentine almost immediately realized what a conundrum (you and your kind call this a ‘tar-baby’) you had suddenly sprouted and began to act like he cared about what you said (he may have felt it, too. I just don’t know him that well. He seems to share the hates you have, but, with a great deal more decorum) and took action.

This is the result:

This is the statement no elected official wants to make, but I made a mistake and owe the Senate and the people of Utah an apology.

TRANSLATION: Here comes another statement prepared for me by people much better at talking to those non-whites who are always complaining. Why are the non-whites always so angry?

Yesterday in discussion on the Equalization Bill, I made a comment which could reasonably be understood as offensive.

TRANSLATION: I mean, c’mon! The bill has the word “equal” in it, so it must be another attempt from the gays and the non-whites to try and get more than 3/5ths of a vote, or something.

It was a dreadful choice of words and I recognize that my words were damaging.

TRANSLATION: We keep going over this at the Klan meetings, but I just can’t seem to make it though a year without letting something slip.

I want to thank Senator Romero for speaking out immediately and President Valentine for allowing me to address this matter.

TRANSLATION: I can’t believe that backstabber Valentine gave the floor to that little … non-white. Has anyone check to make sure he’s not an illegal?

Again, I apologize to anyone that may be hurt by my remarks.

TRANSLATION: Since you’re the only bleeding heats that care.

I did not mean to be degrading in any way to anyone, and I am truly sorry.

TRANSLATION: I don’t mean any of this sh*t. I’m not sorry. If I was sorry I wouldn’t do this every year. Screw you assh*le liberals.

 INSTANT FOLLOW-UP!

  1. Romero is classy guy who “accepted” Buttars’ “apology” when he should have told Throm Buttars to shove it up his ass.
  2. Once you apologize, everyone has to forgive you, right? That’s what Buttars’ thinks.
  3. How do these Klan-ies  keep getting elected in Utah? Good lord, it’s not like we’re Alabama or Kentucky, but, Republican voters seem to think we are.