Dear GOP, what the hell is going on over there? Are you trolling for perverts and pederasts and drug dealers and rapists to fill the ranks of your party? Are they good donors? Seriously, WTF?
Today:
BREAKING NEWS: Senator arrested in airport restroom
GOP Senator Craig Arrested For ‘Lewd Conduct’ In Bathroom
Lewd Conduct for a Republican Senator
Senator arrested in airport restroom
Yesterday
Elected Official Blames His Arrest on Fear of Black People
State Rep. Bob Allen Loses Committee Posts Over Prostitution Charge
Creep of the Week: Bob Allen
And The Day Before Yesterday
Young Republican National Federation Chair Resigns After Sex Scandal
Breaking News: Glenn Murphy Faces Criminal Deviate Conduct Investigation
Glenn Murphy Faces Criminal Charges
And the Day Before That
Revolving Door – Thomas Ravenel
Giuliani lines up Charleston-area campaign leadership
New Charges In Cocaine Case Involving Thomas Ravenel
Third man indicted with Ravenel on cocaine charges
And The Day Before That
Congress finally does something. A BAD Thing.
So, what’s funny about Mark Foley? Nothing.
Oh, and, Yesteryear
Conservative Babylon: Sex and the Not-So-Single Republican
Republican Killer Korner: Ted Bundy
The hubris and immediate history of todays GOP will provide years of thesis research and job security for sociology and psychology majors throughout the country.
But is Conservative Corruption environmental, or genetic? 🙂
Fine – a news ninja then. Probably an illegal immigrant ninja too.
Curious though, Craig probably has a plausible defense. (waits out shocked silence for effect) Why? Because I went looking for the one thing that would damn his activities for what they [probably] were. I went looking for the how-to of gay bathroom code tapping, dancing, secret message instructional something or other. Seriously. I searched for a good hour using multiple search engines and maybe 50 different keyword combinations (may God have mercy on my internet records, ’cause that’s just not going to look good no matter how you shake it… get it? Shake it?). Point is, I didn’t turn gay but I have a new found respect for queens everywhere. They’re like the Illuminati. Or the magicians guild, with (as hard as it is to believe) better fashion sense. In any case, I’m pretty sure you have to be gay to know what the signals are, and unless someone’s willing to lay it all out for us, I think he’s got a shot. After all, he’s clearly “in” and knows a few… tricks…
Whether you’re gettin’ some, trying to get some, or attempting to prevent others from gettin’ through the force of government, America remains the most sex obsessed nation on earth!
Jason – LOL
Jake – WTF?
Tom – Yeah, sadly, not in a good way.