by JM Bell | Oct 18, 2006 | Uncategorized
1. “I have not been informed of any investigation or that I am a target”2. “I am cooperating fully, but this whole thing is a political ploy by the Democrats”3. “I’m SHOCKED by the mistakes made by my subordinates”4. “I’m deeply sorry for letting down my friends and...
by JM Bell | Oct 17, 2006 | Uncategorized
You know, when Senator Hatch said that all he ever needed to know about global warming he read in a fiction novel (that you buy in the FICTION SECTION of the book store) written by the same guy who gave us the gray killer super monkeys, I really think he got off...
by JM Bell | Oct 16, 2006 | Uncategorized
nar‧cis‧sism /ˈnɑrsəˌsɪzɛm/1. Inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.Doing away with any pretence of campaigning, Senator Hatch just saved everyone the trouble and started posting his autograph all over town (including the fence of my...
by JM Bell | Oct 14, 2006 | Uncategorized
For Immediate ReleaseNews ReleaseParty Over People: New Poll Shows Bishop Out of Touch With First DistrictOctober 14, 2006- A new poll released in the Deseret Morning News today shows that Representative Rob Bishop is not listening to his constituents. The poll stated...