Adopt a Senate Campaign – Join Team Franken

Since Utah doesn’t have a Senate race this year, and since no one, it seems, will sack up and start running against Waffle Governor Waffle Huntsman, Jr. or AG Mark “Constitution be DAMNED!” Schurtleff, I want to introduce you to a (future) friend of mine. He’s done a...

Fat Hastert won't seek re-election

Fat Hastert was elected to represent the 14th Congressional District in 1986. He ended his eight-year reign as speaker when the Democrats assumed the majority in the 2006 midterm elections. He covered up, as far as I’m concerned, for GOP pederast Rep. Mark...