Fat Hastert won't seek re-election

Fat Hastert was elected to represent the 14th Congressional District in 1986. He ended his eight-year reign as speaker when the Democrats assumed the majority in the 2006 midterm elections. He covered up, as far as I’m concerned, for GOP pederast Rep. Mark...

The Last Great King

Rest in peace, big fella. I hope they have a giant Jungle Room up there. 30 years is a long time time ago, but I still remember your funeral. Quick question Mr. Presley: now that Nixon is the 2nd worst President, does he get to take day trips to heaven to visit, or is...