According to an article in The Statesman, Robert Redford, in his own words, is the grand savior of everything across the world, the universe, and all time. Right? Also, Golden Bob thinks that Al Gore is a Johnny-come-lately to the environmental cause. Oh, and Al Gore is rich, and that means that Al Gore doesn’t actually care. Golden Bob Redford, is also rich, but that doesn’t count because he’s different.

He is notably cynical, however, about Al Gore’s recent award of a Nobel Peace Prize. “He’s making a lot of money, he’s having a belle époque, a heroic moment,” he says. “It must have been really hard for Gore to suffer all that [losing the presidential election], so he found another thing to come back with: the environment. He had a lot of money behind him, because in Clinton’s administration there was a lot of money. With that he was able to build himself a new campaign and pick an issue. And he picked an issue that just happened to arrive at its moment in time.”

You know, Al lost his 2000 bid for president and then, several years later happened to hear about the environment and, as a result, built a time machine, went back 35 years in time, did a lot of work on environmental issues and accidentally won a Nobel Prize.

You’re right, Golden Bob, just because you’re 85 years old, everyone else should just let you handle it. Right? I mean, look how well your fight againt new roads in Provo Canyon worked out.