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I remember this one! Pasty Orifices! This one goes back a bit to the time that Brenda and Lisa visited the studio and hilarity ensued. This one also was the beginning of the carryover joke, but you’d have to go back for that one.
This is it, my little beauties! The last show before we, The LEFT Show family, go on “Vacation.” Vacation, sadly, in The LEFT Show world means lots and lots of work to do, getting current shows re-invigorated, a couple of new shows off the ground, and, if we can find just TWO folks to buy in at the CITIZENS RE-UNITED LEVEL, we can get the call in feature up and running. LIVE CALLS!
Lisa, Brenda, and Forrest join your faithful starship captain, J.M. Bell in another round of talking about the talk aboutable! This one is a Wednesday show that, honestly, redefines the definition of the Wednesday Show. Not kidding, either. Funny doesn’t cover it.
Jason is back with a new Bat Sh@t Crazy all about those pesky racists at CPAC.
This week’s linkage!
70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring http://bit.ly/ZAJ818CPACCoulter Attacks Bill Clinton and Sandra Fluke at CPAC: Calls Clinton ‘Forcible Rapist’ http://bit.ly/ZALDAjSarah Palin Drinks Big Gulp During CPAC Speech: ‘Shoot, It’s Just Pop!’ http://bit.ly/131ExuMMitt Romney is now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party http://politi.co/131FwLBCPAC – Slavery Gave ‘Food And Shelter’ To Blacks – http://bit.ly/131FKCqTrump a right-leaning tower at CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FPpN5 Crazy Things We Learned At CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FEuFTen reasons why Ronald Reagan would be persona non grata at CPAC 2013 http://bit.ly/131FC63Normal Shit … well ….MY FAVORITE – http://www.whitehouse.gov/
being-bidenMy SEcond Favorite – http://nyti.ms/131GpUpMy SCIENCE FAVORITE – Higgs boson – http://bit.ly/131GyakWTF? Ted Cruz Slams Medicare Cuts In Paul Ryan’s Budget – http://bit.ly/131GszHLightning RoundRand Paul, Ted Poe Seek Census Religion Law That Already Exists – http://huff.to/131FVxxAfter Sandy Hook, NRA Told Gun Makers LaPierre Would Handle It – http://bit.ly/131FZNHMan kills self in front of children at Bellevue gun-safety class – http://bit.ly/131GGXoHannity Is ‘So Upset That the Economy Is Rebounding’ http://bit.ly/131GirPWoman On Hannity Gets Hate-Tweet: ‘I Hope You Get Raped And Your Throat Slit’ http://bit.ly/131GNlK
Using the not-quite-modern equivalent of a pair of antique tape decks, I have, a great cost of time and effort, managed to piece together a show that sounds almost, kinda like the real thing. Good lord it took for-freaking-ever to edit. Seriously. J.M. Bell, Forrest Shaw, JC Carter, and Melissa Merlot – featuring Ultimate Bob Easton – have gathered together to provide you all with a heapin’ helpin’ of our plain hostility!
Jason Williams has a brand new The Sidetrack for ya’ll! BITCHIN’ CAMERO!
It seems weeks since I’ve written that we had a normal show, that I am now of the opinion that I need to set a new normal, and begin to gauge the normalcy of the show on that. So, 3 – 2 – 1 – BANG – New Normal set. Feel better? Me too.
So, this week’s show is, based on the new normal, totally insane and silly. You should have seen the words I was going to use BEFORE I reset the bar. JM Bell, Forrest Show, Ultimate Bob Easton, and AWARD WINNING Melisa Merlot are in the studio in all the inappropriate ways you’ve hopefully come to know and love.
AND! AND! Jason is back with an all new The Sidetrack! No shit? None. At. All.
Oh, the Salt Lake ComicCon! What a BIG THING! JM Bell, JC Carter, Bob Easton, and Forrest Shaw! Alex and Lisa! You won’t believe what the hell Melisa did while we were doing this! Shocking!
Our fantastic One Hundred and Fiftieth Show! One Hundred Fifty! Wow! JM Bell, JC Carter, and Forrest Shaw pull out all the stops for this historic episode, ladies and gentlemen! All the stops indeed! First, Ultimate Bob had “stuff to do” and then Melissa had to go to work! Wheee Haaaaaw! JC fills in to keep things from bogging down into sleepy insensibility, and, we mourn for those who’ve wandered off or gone MIA.
Join us, wont you, as we solve the crisis in Syria?
It’s The LEFT Show! With our very special guest star(?) Alex Cragun! J.M. Bell, JC Carter, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton break the whole week down into little itty, bitty, digestible pieces for you folks to digest and draw sustenance from! Yeah, The LEFT Show is just like food … even the poop part.
Hey! Everybody poops!