And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains; and said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide...

We don't make a lot of excuses around here for the general atmosphere of smug superiority and intellectual superiority. I mean, why the hell should we? We're kinda epic, and I refuse to feel bad about it. You see, the problem with being better than everybody else is...

No poem this week. It's late when I'm writing this and, frankly, I don't think you people much care for poetry. Regardless - JM Bell, JC Carter, Ultimate Bob, and Forrest Shaw gathered together again to remind you that, no matter how much you achieve in life, we're...

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance. There's a hole in the wall where the men can watch it all. But the men don't care, 'Cuz they chew their underwear, And the underwear they chew costs a dollar ninety two. There's a place on Mars where the Ladies...