Good Lord, it’s just too simple! Republicans HATE simple! AND It’s a good idea, and, as any good member of the Republican party knows, a “good idea” is just plain commie, socialist nazism! Take your good ideas back to SocialistCommistan before you anger Republican Jesus! Republican Jesus HATES the poor! Republican Jesus wants to punish the poor for being poor. Republican Jesus thinks that billions of dollars of bailout money used to pay billions of dollars in corporate bonuses is GREAT! Republican Jesus will stab you in the face!