So … ABC got a chance to talk to Sarah Palin and, unlike everyone else on TV, she didn’t talk about about Michael Jackson. She should have, but she didn’t.

Gov. Palin is pissed at bloggers and the media and, in a tizzy for that makes Utah’s own Mark Towner look level headed and serene, Sarah Palin is going to sue everyone, EVERYONE! who has ever been rude to her.

My guess is – she’ll run for Princess of America and when she wins, she’ll ride up to the gates of her candy palace on her Unicorn and turn her “Department of Law” loose upon the land.

From ABC news –

But when I asked Palin if she ever decided to pursue national office again, as she did less than a year ago when she joined Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., in the race for the White House, wouldn’t she encounter the same political blood sport? Can such ugliness ever be avoided?

Palin said there is a difference between the White House and what she has experienced in Alaska. If she were in the White House the “department of law” would protect her from baseless ethical allegations.

“I think on a national level your department of law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out,” she said.

So … have you ever, in your wildest, weirdest dreams did you ever think that the GOP would find a national figurehead that makes G.W.B. look like a MENSA member? There is no “Department of Law” – not only in the White House, but, as far as I know, in any government agency in America.

AND – if there were – why would it protect Princess Palin and not, say, the ACTUAL PRESIDENT from the baseless alegations of, say, Princess Palin and the other bat-shit crazy GOP Wingnuts?