9:28am – Hey, somebody tell that boring guy that he’s standing by a live mic.

9:30am – HEY! You’re 15 seconds late getting started!

9:35am – Here we go. Who is this dude?

9:36am – Here comes the lame apology – i.e. – We don’t hate out loud around here. Sorry about that.

9:37am – Waddoups.  – Removed as Chairman and as a member of the – Damnit! Someone tackle the camera dude! I can’t hear anything!

9:40am – Waddoups – Buttars is embarrassing, so, we’re hiding him. In a leadership position, it’s like he’s talking for all the Republicans up here, and, frankly, we’re far more articulate. They stand behind him (insert punchline). Disagree with the way he said it. See? They don’t hate out loud.

9:43am – So, he once again loses his Judiciary membership … so, does he get it back this session, or do they wait to until next year?

9:45am – Who’s the angry gay reporter?

9:45am – They’re so sorry, but, it’s time for the Republicans to run out of the room now.

9:47am – Senator Romero in the hot seat. And that damned Vanoccur is talking so loud that I can’t hear him. Thanks, Chris. yap yap yap.

9:47am – Pat Jones talking about freedom of speech, but, she’s being loudly ignored by the media, so I can’t hear her either. Rich Piatt – shhh. You’re not Rod Decker.

9:50am – I think that’s Eric shouting. See 9:45am.

9:50am – What would you say to the gay community? That’s the unanswerable question today.

9:51am – Pat Jones – They handled it internally. Oh! Hey! Rich Piatt rejoins the presser and asks a question that’s been asked 5 times already. Piatt – Are you ok with how the GOP handled it? Jones – I’m not answering that. Piatt – Why? LMAO. I love Rich Piatt.

9:52am – Romero is going to open a bill file to send state house and senate members to sensitivity training! That is the best thing ever!

9:53am – Can we live stream the sensitivity training sessions? I’d pay pay-per-view rates to watch that.

9:54am – Rich Piatt back in the game, asking questions with his patented “Piatt Ask-Fu Grip!”

9:55am – Question – Will Buttars apologize? Do you think that’s important? Romero – Even three year olds know that words hurt. He hopes Buttars apologizes.

9:55am – Romero – Buttars saying that the members of the LGBT community have no morals is personally offensive.

And it’s all over but the reporter gossip, which I will listen to for future blackmail reasons, but will not type about.