Well, he’s not dead – YET!

Here’s the situation from TV Squad:

For the entire month of February, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 host/head writer is going to eat nothing but bacon. That’s right, nothing but bacon for an four weeks. Make sure you have your best suit dry cleaned for the inevitable funeral in March.

OK, maybe he’ll survive like Morgan Spurlock did, though Spurlock’s whole experiment was rather lame and misleading, in my opinion. But eating nothing but one of the most incredibly unhealthy foods (the fat! the grease! the salt!) for an entire month? I’m not too sure about that. He’ll be drinking liquids, but most of them are alcohol (and water). No veggies or fruits for an entire month. Wow, even if you ate nothing but pizza for an entire month you’d at least get dairy and fiber and maybe some veggies. Mike will be keeping track of his progress (with bacon photos!) at Rifftrax.

Godspeed Mike. Godspeed.

Godspeed indeed, sir. If I ever decide to end it all – this is the way I’d want to go.