If I embezzle from a company, and then I quit my job, does that mean that I’m free from prosecution?

If I get caught spying on my neighbors, but, I’m worried that they may say bad things about me, does that make it all ok?

If I kidnap someone, take them to a buddy’s house, strip them naked, electrocute their genitals, violate their religious beliefs, try to drown them, let my dog chew on them, beat them up, starve them, etc. and then I get fired from my job – well, that’s OK, right? I’m not in trouble because someone else has my job?

Oh … you mean, only Republican presidents can get away with stuff like that?

That doesn’t seem right.