My favorite online store just released their New Year’s Resolutions for 2009, and the kick the hell out of mine. I hate that.

Thinkgeek Blog:

Check out some of the resolutions of the monkeys here at TG:

• improve introversion skills
• switch from Braaaaiinnnnsss to Diet Braaaaiinnnnsss
• use Jedi skills for good instead of evil
• grow a moustache
• remember to wear pants to the office
• plunder
• give keynote at next macworld
• cold fusion
• resolve() { sleep( 365 * 86400 ); resolve(); };