From the fashion icons at I Don’t Like You In That Way, we learn that Billy Zane (The Phantom, Demon Knight) is an idiot. And I don’t mean an idiot for actually taking a role in the movie BloodRayne (which was one of dozens of bad carreer choices) but … Let me explain in pictures:

This Idiot:

Broke up with KELLY BROOK:

Billy Zane is dumber than I ever thought a man could be.