I’m not going to go into all of Romney’s backstabbing of Mormon Docterine, its membership or his outright lies about his faith to pander and fellatiate the anti-Mormon Republican Party, no, this time it’s about regular old lying.

From the Associated Press:

BOSTON (AP) — Mitt Romney, who earlier this year had to backpedal on his hunting exploits, is explaining himself again after claiming an endorsement he did not receive and saying he witnessed his father in civil rights marches he could not have seen.

“It’s a figure of speech,” Romney said Thursday after media inquiries into the Republican presidential contender’s statement during his recent religion speech that he watched his father, the late Gov. George Romney of Michigan, march with Martin Luther King Jr.

Romney, who was in high school at the time, later said he only heard of his father marching, and some historians have questioned whether his father, in fact, did march with King.

Mitt, you are such a risible dumbass.

It’s called Google, Mitty, you ought to look into it sometime.