This is almost as bad as Lucas making Han Solo shoot in self defense and the whole Ewok thing in Return of the Jedi. They were supposed to be wookies, you billionaire bonehead. WOOKIES, not animatronic teddy bears.

Anyway, look at this defilement I just stumbled across while looking for snarky things to say about Alberto Gonzalez:

BRITNEY Spears is set to record a duet with Marilyn Monroe of a previously unheard Marilyn song.

WHAT? This is more disturbing than Fox News’ Shepard Smith’s tearful announcing the death of Anna Nicole and comparing her to Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn Monroe was a classy junky bimbo. Britney is a nightmare senario I play out in my head when I wonder what my daughters will listen to when they get past the Sesame Street phase (my son is a fan of NiN, Ozzy, Deathcab for Cutie and Def Leopard, a mix that hurts my head).

Can someone stop this? Please?