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199a The LEFT Show – BEST OF THE LEFT SHOW

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I remember this one! Pasty Orifices! This one goes back a bit to the time that Brenda and Lisa visited the studio and hilarity ensued. This one also was the beginning of the carryover joke, but you’d have to go back for that one.

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This is it, my little beauties! The last show before we, The LEFT Show family, go on “Vacation.” Vacation, sadly, in The LEFT Show world means lots and lots of work to do, getting current shows re-invigorated, a couple of new shows off the ground, and, if we can find just TWO folks to buy in at the CITIZENS RE-UNITED LEVEL, we can get the call in feature up and running. LIVE CALLS!

Lisa, Brenda, and Forrest join your faithful starship captain, J.M. Bell in another round of talking about the talk aboutable! This one is a Wednesday show that, honestly, redefines the definition of the Wednesday Show. Not kidding, either. Funny doesn’t cover it.

Jason is back with a new Bat Sh@t Crazy all about those pesky racists at CPAC.

This week’s linkage!

 

 

70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring  http://bit.ly/ZAJ818
CPAC
Coulter Attacks Bill Clinton and Sandra Fluke at CPAC: Calls Clinton ‘Forcible Rapist’ http://bit.ly/ZALDAj
Sarah Palin Drinks Big Gulp During CPAC Speech: ‘Shoot, It’s Just Pop!’ http://bit.ly/131ExuM
Mitt Romney is now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party  http://politi.co/131FwLB
CPAC – Slavery Gave ‘Food And Shelter’ To Blacks – http://bit.ly/131FKCq
Trump a right-leaning tower at CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FPpN
5 Crazy Things We Learned At CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FEuF
Ten reasons why Ronald Reagan would be persona non grata at CPAC 2013  http://bit.ly/131FC63
Normal Shit … well …. 
My SEcond Favorite – http://nyti.ms/131GpUp
My SCIENCE FAVORITE –  Higgs boson – http://bit.ly/131Gyak
WTF? Ted Cruz Slams Medicare Cuts In Paul Ryan’s Budget – http://bit.ly/131GszH
Lightning Round
Rand Paul, Ted Poe Seek Census Religion Law That Already Exists – http://huff.to/131FVxx
After Sandy Hook, NRA Told Gun Makers LaPierre Would Handle It – http://bit.ly/131FZNH
Man kills self in front of children at Bellevue gun-safety class – http://bit.ly/131GGXo
Hannity Is ‘So Upset That the Economy Is Rebounding’ http://bit.ly/131GirP
Woman On Hannity Gets Hate-Tweet: ‘I Hope You Get Raped And Your Throat Slit’ http://bit.ly/131GNlK
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152 The LEFT Show – Tape Deck Days

Using the not-quite-modern equivalent of a pair of antique tape decks, I have, a great cost of time and effort, managed to piece together a show that sounds almost, kinda like the real thing. Good lord it took for-freaking-ever to edit. Seriously. J.M. Bell, Forrest Shaw, JC Carter, and Melissa Merlot – featuring Ultimate Bob Easton – have gathered together to provide you all with a heapin’ helpin’ of our plain hostility!

Jason Williams has a brand new The Sidetrack for ya’ll!  BITCHIN’ CAMERO!

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The LINKS!

‘Craigslist Killer’ committed suicide in front of a shrine to his Irish fiancée  http://bit.ly/18guwtn
Minimum wage for tipped workers has been kept at $2.13 for 21 years – YET
DNC video blasts Republicans as hostage-takers – FUN AUDIO INTRO!http://bit.ly/18gwOZx
Drunk GOPpers Shutdown the Government http://bit.ly/18gu12s
Ted Cruz Is Now The Top Choice For GOP Primary Voters In 2016http://bit.ly/18gvANP
Senator Bernie Sanders: ‘Do You Want to Know Why People Are Angry?’http://bit.ly/18guth5
SCIENCE!
Bill Nye is o9n Dancing with the Stars
Creationist: Nye wrong about moonlight because Beethoven said sohttp://bit.ly/18guRfD
Vegan strip club stripper revealed her Twitter exchanges with the Newark Mayor http://dailym.ai/18gvWUt
LOCAL – Success of Salt Lake Comic Con rekindles discussion regarding downtown hotel http://bit.ly/18gwhqg
SWEDEN!
ONE THE ONE HAND – Sweden runs out of garbage, forced to import from Norway http://bit.ly/18gv82b
ON THE OTHER – Public Masturbation Declared Legal in Sweden After Landmark Trial  http://bit.ly/18guYrl

 

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151 The LEFT Show – Bubblegum and Nazis

It seems weeks since I’ve written that we had a normal show, that I am now of the opinion that I need to set a new normal, and begin to gauge the normalcy of the show on that. So, 3 – 2 – 1 – BANG – New Normal set. Feel better? Me too.

So, this week’s show is, based on the new normal, totally insane and silly. You should have seen the words I was going to use BEFORE I reset the bar. JM Bell, Forrest Show, Ultimate Bob Easton, and AWARD WINNING Melisa Merlot are in the studio in all the inappropriate ways you’ve hopefully come to know and love.

AND! AND! Jason is back with an all new The Sidetrack! No shit? None. At. All.

151 The LEFT Show – Hubba Bubba

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THE LINKS!

“Interplanetary war: ‘Star Trek’ writer vs ‘Star Trek’ fans”  http://bit.ly/1aCfRtl
Somebody At Esquire Is Getting Really Fired  http://bit.ly/1aCg5k8
FOX NEWS FOLLYS
McCain blasts Fox News  http://bit.ly/1aCgaEq
Benghazi Myth Annihilated On Fox And Friends http://bit.ly/1aCgdzY
 
GOP Stuff
Watch a Doctor Destroy a Koch Brother-Funded Anti-Obamacare Ad in 2 Minutes http://bit.ly/1aCgnHI
Ted Cruz wishes more in the Senate would say ‘crazy things’  http://on.msnbc.com/1aCgtPs
HERO and a Half
Captain America in a turban http://bit.ly/1aCgBP4
Russell Brand and the GQ awards: ‘It’s amazing how absurd it seems’ http://bit.ly/1aCgIdr
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151a The LEFT Show – Salt Lake ComicCon

Oh, the Salt Lake ComicCon! What a BIG THING! JM Bell, JC Carter, Bob Easton, and Forrest Shaw! Alex and Lisa! You won’t believe what the hell Melisa did while we were doing this! Shocking!

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The LINKS! 

Salt Lake Comic Con

Report on Comic Con

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150 The LEFT Show – Ezekiel 23:19-20

Our fantastic One Hundred and Fiftieth Show! One Hundred Fifty! Wow! JM Bell, JC Carter, and Forrest Shaw pull out all the stops for this historic episode, ladies and gentlemen! All the stops indeed! First, Ultimate Bob had “stuff to do” and then Melissa had to go to work! Wheee Haaaaaw! JC fills in to keep things from bogging down into sleepy insensibility, and, we mourn for those who’ve wandered off or gone MIA.

Join us, wont you, as we solve the crisis in Syria?

150 The LEFT Show – Horse Emissions

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THE LINKS! 

Female Protestors Taking Off Their Tops Again  http://bit.ly/19XfgSJ
OOPS: Senator Who Advocates Arming Teachers Accidentally Shoots Teacher With Rubber Bullethttp://bit.ly/1a4m58p
Mrs. Ted Nugent Arrested For Taking Gun Into Airport  http://bit.ly/19Xfrxi
White Supremacist Felon Caught With 18 Guns, 45,000 Bullets And A List Of Black & Jewish Leadershttp://bit.ly/19TRbw1
In other news, Canada has two warships. Err, had two warships  http://bit.ly/19Xg5L3
SYRIA
U.S. Releases Syria Chemical Weapons Report  http://bit.ly/19Xg0He
Obama asks Congress to include strikes on Syria in their next attempt to repeal Obamacarehttp://nbcnews.to/19XfWaC
A Guide To 30 Years Of U.S. Military Strikes Against Other Nations  http://bit.ly/19XfU2q
Famed Sci-Fi author has a unique take on the thrill of starting new wars; We’re addicted to it
Boehner: Yeah, we’ll get around to Syria just as soon as our vacations are over  http://reut.rs/19XgHAx
Justice Ginsburg Becomes First Supreme Court Justice To Officiate Same-Sex Wedding http://bit.ly/19XghKu
Tim Scott Declined Invite to Attend MLK March as Spectator  http://bit.ly/19Xh0LG
Who Actually Works For Minimum Wage Will Shock You  http://bit.ly/19XhlOr
I don’t understand this one
Zurich chief says board to look at ‘undue pressure’ on CFO due to suicide note http://wapo.st/19XhbXo
What If Sarah Palin Didn’t Run for Senate and Nobody Cared? http://bit.ly/19XhnG8
Cliteracy 101: Artist Sophia Wallace Wants You To Know The Truth About The Clitoris  http://huff.to/19Xhf9x
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149 The LEFT Show – Something Beautiful

It’s The LEFT Show! With our very special guest star(?) Alex Cragun! J.M. Bell, JC Carter, Forrest Shaw, and Ultimate Bob Easton break the whole week down into little itty, bitty, digestible pieces for you folks to digest and draw sustenance from! Yeah, The LEFT Show is just like food … even the poop part.

Hey! Everybody poops!

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Here are the LINKS!

Question your Sexuality – http://bit.ly/1fbS9Ep
 
The REPUGLICAN’T’s March on Sanity
Ted Cruz: I Will Help Constituents Enroll In Obamacare http://bit.ly/1fbRQt6
Thanks To Budget Cuts, The Forest Service Is Out Of Money To Fight Wildfires  http://bit.ly/1fbRRxh
Utah House Member Who Once Called For Rounding Up Immigrants Endorses Citizenship  http://bit.ly/1fbRXoG
Colorado Legislator: Poverty Higher Among ‘Black Race’ Because They Eat Too Much Chicken  http://bit.ly/1fbSE13
Drunken Republican Says It Was Gay Marriage That Made Him Operate Vehicles Under The Influence  http://bit.ly/1fbSLKe
PALATE CLEANSER
Q&A: Katee Sackhoff on Naked Gunfights, Chasing Vin Diesel, and Badass Women  http://bit.ly/1fbSPJQ 
Orson Scott Card Worries About Obama Turning “Urban Gangs” Into His Personal Police Force
H/T Bryan Schott – I’ll Fly With You – A Cody Robert Judy Band Original http://bit.ly/1fbT7k1
The REPUGLICAN’T’s March on Sanity – PART 2
IMPORTANT
New Law in North Carolina Bans Latest Scientific Predictions of Sea-Level Rise  http://abcn.ws/1fbTlHP
IMPORTANT
Rove criticizes Lee’s approach to Obamacare  http://bit.ly/1fbTdYK
“Indescribably insane”: A public school system from hell  http://bit.ly/1fbTfzS
MASSIVE Louisiana Sinkhole Devours Whole Trees in Seconds Flat  http://bit.ly/1fbThb1
Oh, By the Way – Radioactive Bluefin Tuna Caught Off California Coast http://bit.ly/1fbTP0H
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