Former independent presidential candidate Evan McMullin https://bit.ly/324ylI9
White House Reporter Asks About ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Chant https://bit.ly/30r9Q7m
Virginia school board member says removed books should be burned https://bit.ly/3kzYtkn
Former Starbucks CEO uses Holocaust analogy https://nbcnews.to/3qz0QaO
Let’s talk about Cecily Strong’s game-changing “clown abortion” skit https://bit.ly/3qxt9GM
Dutch Bros. Founder Seeks to Take Revenue From Indigenous Tribes https://bit.ly/3kARuro

THE BIG LIE

Justice Department charges Steve Bannon https://n.pr/3kAF5DH
Trump makes — and loses — overnight bid to block Jan. 6 investigators https://politi.co/3HvYoZ1
Capitol Rioter Jenna Ryan Still In Denial https://bit.ly/31PIJDe

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK?

Rittenhouse trial judge disallows basic iPad feature https://bit.ly/3Fdzmfc
Judge in Rittenhouse trial faces backlash over Asian food https://youtu.be/1XHyOcmyzVk
As Rittenhouse trial winds down, polarizing judge lashes out https://nbcnews.to/3kAQB22
Judge’s phone keeps ringing in court with Trump rally theme https://bit.ly/3Hev49b

WHAT ELSE IN THE FUCK?

Lawyer objects to Al Sharpton being at court https://bit.ly/3oqzsJF
AOC Rips Republicans After Rep. Shares Deranged Anime of Himself Killing Her https://bit.ly/3FhLUlQ

COVID NEWS

Dutch consider new partial lockdown https://reut.rs/3Fuuz9p
Western Europe’s first lockdown since summer https://tmsnrt.rs/3qy4QID
France experiencing start of fifth wave of COVID epidemic https://reut.rs/3FbfARt

PATREON

Joe Rogan Says He’s ‘Flexible’ Enough to Go Down on Himself https://bit.ly/30x0FCe
Ohio man accused of decapitating mom says Holy Spirit told him she was the devil https://bit.ly/3kA4oG0
OnlyFans model gifted flashy 100-by-80 foot Times Sq. birthday billboard https://bit.ly/3FhrZ6b
NorCal Man Wanted For Capitol Insurrection Seeks Asylum in Belarus https://cbsloc.al/3oxN2Lo