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199a The LEFT Show – BEST OF THE LEFT SHOW

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I remember this one! Pasty Orifices! This one goes back a bit to the time that Brenda and Lisa visited the studio and hilarity ensued. This one also was the beginning of the carryover joke, but you’d have to go back for that one.

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This is it, my little beauties! The last show before we, The LEFT Show family, go on “Vacation.” Vacation, sadly, in The LEFT Show world means lots and lots of work to do, getting current shows re-invigorated, a couple of new shows off the ground, and, if we can find just TWO folks to buy in at the CITIZENS RE-UNITED LEVEL, we can get the call in feature up and running. LIVE CALLS!

Lisa, Brenda, and Forrest join your faithful starship captain, J.M. Bell in another round of talking about the talk aboutable! This one is a Wednesday show that, honestly, redefines the definition of the Wednesday Show. Not kidding, either. Funny doesn’t cover it.

Jason is back with a new Bat Sh@t Crazy all about those pesky racists at CPAC.

This week’s linkage!

 

 

70 year old twin prostitutes from Amsterdam are retiring  http://bit.ly/ZAJ818
CPAC
Coulter Attacks Bill Clinton and Sandra Fluke at CPAC: Calls Clinton ‘Forcible Rapist’ http://bit.ly/ZALDAj
Sarah Palin Drinks Big Gulp During CPAC Speech: ‘Shoot, It’s Just Pop!’ http://bit.ly/131ExuM
Mitt Romney is now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party  http://politi.co/131FwLB
CPAC – Slavery Gave ‘Food And Shelter’ To Blacks – http://bit.ly/131FKCq
Trump a right-leaning tower at CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FPpN
5 Crazy Things We Learned At CPAC – http://bit.ly/131FEuF
Ten reasons why Ronald Reagan would be persona non grata at CPAC 2013  http://bit.ly/131FC63
Normal Shit … well …. 
My SEcond Favorite – http://nyti.ms/131GpUp
My SCIENCE FAVORITE –  Higgs boson – http://bit.ly/131Gyak
WTF? Ted Cruz Slams Medicare Cuts In Paul Ryan’s Budget – http://bit.ly/131GszH
Lightning Round
Rand Paul, Ted Poe Seek Census Religion Law That Already Exists – http://huff.to/131FVxx
After Sandy Hook, NRA Told Gun Makers LaPierre Would Handle It – http://bit.ly/131FZNH
Man kills self in front of children at Bellevue gun-safety class – http://bit.ly/131GGXo
Hannity Is ‘So Upset That the Economy Is Rebounding’ http://bit.ly/131GirP
Woman On Hannity Gets Hate-Tweet: ‘I Hope You Get Raped And Your Throat Slit’ http://bit.ly/131GNlK
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199 The LEFT Show – The Pros of Cons

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All the members of the Defenestrate Media Family were happily skipping around the Salt Lake City Conic Con this last weekend, and, boy, are my arms tired … or something that makes sense. Even though we told a few Con Stories, we got through a lot of important news. Take a click as JM Bell, Forrest Shaw, and Bob Easton thrill the earholes on your head! Jason Williams has a new The Sidetrack, too! You Lucky Ducklings!

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Despite growing pains, Salt Lake Comic Con nets another record-breaking event http://bit.ly/1lPvVkW
Salt Lake Comic Con Sets Record By Leveraging Social Marketing Trends http://onforb.es/1lPvZkK

GREAT NEWS!

In the U.S. 49.7 Million Are Now Poor, and 80% of the Total Population Is Near Poverty http://bit.ly/1lPt37E
It’s Official: President Obama Is The Best Economic President In Modern Times http://bit.ly/1lPt4IX
Florida Republicans Set up Alternative to Obamacare And Only 30 People Sign Up http://bit.ly/1lPvKWV
Another ‘Red’ State Admits They Were WRONG About Obamacare, Quietly Accepts Medicaid Expansionhttp://bit.ly/1lPtEWX
Have Humans Already Conquered The Threat Of Extinction? http://bit.ly/1lPtIGc

The BAD NEWS

Idaho Arms Teachers; Teacher Shoots Himself In Foot On First Week Of Classes http://bit.ly/1lPupPL
A&E cancels ‘Longmire,’ upsetting delicate order of cable TV http://bit.ly/1lPuqDn
Ferguson Police Chief Lied About Michael Brown Surveillance Tape http://bit.ly/1lPuumK
A Bronx Man Tore His Own Head Off in Broad Daylight http://bit.ly/1lPtzTj

THE NEWS

Teen sues DMV after being told to remove makeup http://yhoo.it/1lPvuHz
Maria Shriver Struck First http://bit.ly/1lPvsPR
Dax Shepard Is Writing, Directing, And Starring In The ‘CHiPS’ Movie http://uproxx.it/1lPvwzd

SCIENCE NEWS

Better Identification of Viking Corpses Reveals: Half of the Warriors Were Female http://bit.ly/1lPvya8
These Are The Best Places In America To Raise Girls http://huff.to/1lPvAPt

THE SIZZLE

The Fappening / Celebgate  http://bit.ly/1lPvOGe
Here Are The 15 Greatest Nude Scenes Of All-Time, According To Mr. Skin http://uproxx.it/1lPvOpG
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198 The LEFT Show – But listen closely…

Yeah, it’s Labor Day, and I’m a big supporter of the men and women of America’s Union families, but, ever since the Utah AFL-CIO started giving money and campaign support to Republicans, I quit celebrating it. Go team, ammirite?

The whole gang is in the studio this week as we get ready for the 2014 Salt Lake Comic Con. Lots of announcements, lots of details, lots of news, and lots of anatomical humor.

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THE LEFT SHOW LINKS 
SL ComicCon and Contest Talk
FATCAMP Closing DaysCity Weekly article Ball Busting Round
DefenMedia Schedule and This one is for Bob http://bit.ly/1pG1Y8j
POLITICAL BANDWAGONING 
REMEMBER! ‘Lazy Moocher’ With Four Jobs Dies While Sleeping in Her SUV http://bit.ly/1u2fmSZ
Lawmakers Who Cut Funds For ALS Research Take Ice Bucket Challenge For ALS Researchhttp://huff.to/1u2aPA1
Assclown ProLife Guy – Why I Cannot Accept the Ice-Bucket Challenge http://bit.ly/1u2aY6o
SPEAKING OF REPUBLICANS 
Obama Has Had Fewer Vacation Days In His Entire Presidency Than Congress Has This Yearhttp://bit.ly/1u2bNwc
Louisiana Gov. Jindal sues federal government over Common Core http://fxn.ws/1u2bzVP
GOP Senate Campaign Defends Using Image Of James Foley’s Execution In Ad http://huff.to/1u2bBNq
Thanks, GOP: America’s Poor Now Worse Off than Citizens of Third World Nations http://bit.ly/1u2fO3w
WTF DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT?  
Another GOP Candidate Says Migrant Kids Might Have Ebola. (They Don’t.) http://bit.ly/1u2fcef
AUTO PLAYS – Sarah Palin Calls Out Tina Fey Again http://huff.to/1skfv1Y
Racist Boy Dies For 3 Minutes, Says Jesus is a N**ger http://bit.ly/1u2efTi
SUU removes Harry Reid’s name from building http://bit.ly/1u2fu4W
REMEMBER THE BANK ACCOUNT 
Defen Media Mercantile and Livery  http://defen.spreadshirt.com
Support DefenMedia creating Podcasts of Class and Distinction http://www.patreon.com/DefenMedia
THE BEST PROTEST IS A BREAST PROTEST
NSFW – Bare-breasted women parade through New York for 7th Go Topless Day http://dailym.ai/1u2e0HM
NSFW – Rachel Jessee Goes Topless Because It’s Fucking Go Topless Day http://bit.ly/1u2fWjG
ENTERTAINMENT REPORT
Chuck Todd Departs ‘Daily Rundown’ In The Most Awkward Way Possible http://bit.ly/1u2gd6h
Fox to Reboot GREATEST AMERICAN HERO with 22 JUMP STREET Directors http://bit.ly/1u2gjuH
George Takei Helps Beam $650K to ‘Star Trek’ Fan Film http://bit.ly/1u2gw0T
I AM A SCIENCE FAN! 
Panda Fakes Pregnancy To Get More Food http://bit.ly/1u2gNkf
NASA Sets A 2018 Launch Date For The Rocket That Will Take Us To Mars http://bit.ly/1u2gQN3
New Global Map of Triton Shows Neptune’s Moon Like Never Before http://bit.ly/1u2gV3s
Cassini Watches Clouds Form Over Titan’s Methane Sea http://bit.ly/1u2gTIS
HOMEWORK: RECOMMENDED READING
UTA attacked, defended after tough audit http://bit.ly/1u2h8Dz
A Mother’s White Privilege | Manic Pixie Dream Mama http://bit.ly/1u2h9rc
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Gavin’s Underground – The Left Show

It’s The LEFT Show in a readable format! JM Bell answered 23 incredibly involved questions with (not) complex and (not) deep replies for Gavin’s Underground at the Salt Lake City Weekly. It’s all about the show, Forrest, Jake, Jason, JC, Robert, Melissa, Holly, Michael, and Jack Kerouac! There are a lot of words in this one, friends of the show! Take a click, and get your read on! GU

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197 The LEFT Show – Madness takes it’s toll

This week is a crowded, madcap romp! Shon Harris from the Salt City Throwdown Podcast, and Colt Smith from my political past, join JM Bell, Forrest, and Melissa in the studio for an epic The LEFT Show! You should sit back, strap in, and get ready for this adventure!

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The LEFT Show Links

This Week’s Closing Hymn

Chase Holfelder

DOWNLOAD on iTunes: http://bit.ly/VEg38x

DOWNLOAD on Google Play: http://bit.ly/VECnPk

LET’S GET STARTED

In Wal-Mart’s Image http://bit.ly/1p3tRQT

NEWS OF THE WORLD, AS IT WERE

Why is violent crime so rare in Iceland? http://bbc.in/1skcxum
TBS – Iceland grieves after police kill a man http://bit.ly/1skcEpP
Judge orders anti-gay Scott Lively to stand trial for crimes against humanity http://bit.ly/1skd2ol

AFTERNOONS IN BIGOT AMERICA

Anti-Gay Activist Uses Robin Williams’ Rehab To Argue ‘Ex-Gay’ Therapy Shouldn’t Be Banned  http://bit.ly/1skdnY7
US radio host: Same-sex marriage will cause the apocalypse http://bit.ly/1skdu5Y
LAST WEEK WTF? Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder Wants ‘Anglo-American’ Justice In Fergusonhttp://bit.ly/1skedE7
Kevin Sorbo’s insane, racist Ferguson rant: Calls protesters “losers” and “animals” http://bit.ly/1skgrDC

THE REPUBLICAN ROUNDUP

Milbank: Republicans embrace their phoniness – http://bit.ly/1skeWFu
NRCC Launches Fake News Sites to Attack Democratic Candidates http://bit.ly/1skfcUQ
Sarah Palin Calls Out Tina Fey Again http://huff.to/1skfv1Y
Cubs Cut Workers’ Hours To Avoid O-Care Mandate, Then Disaster Struck http://bit.ly/1skg63G

THE LOUIE GOHMERT GOHMERT OF THE WEEK

America’s Dumbest Congressman revives his ‘Muslim brothers in the White House’ theoryhttp://bit.ly/1skfXNE

ENTERTAINMENT REPORT

Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp Team for Action-Adventure ‘Yoga Hosers’ (Exclusive) http://bit.ly/1skge38
Batman vs. Sherlock: Christian Bale Joins Cumberbatch in THE JUNGLE BOOK: ORIGINS  http://bit.ly/1skgijn
Grant Imahara, Kari Byron and Tory Belleci To Leave MYTHBUSTERS http://bit.ly/1skgz66
Tyson Hit by Creationist Backlash for Explaining Universe Is Billions of Years Old http://goo.gl/2pxx5j
‘Dating Naked’ Reality Show ‘Accidentally’ Broadcasts Vagina On National TV  http://bit.ly/1skgK16
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196 The LEFT Show – Time Is Fleeting

JC, Melissa, Ultimate Bob, and JM Bell gathered together once again to review the events of the week gone by. As you can see by the links below, it was a hurried and frantic, 75 minute show, that, despite the speed, managed to go over 120 minutes. Again – like always. Listen in, wont you?

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Cory Booker Staffer Tells Senate GOP Opponent To ‘Suck It’ In Email http://bit.ly/1sNgFqS

GOPpers GOPpers EVERYWHERE

John Boehner is Under Federal Investigation for Campaign Finance Violations http://bit.ly/1tcbGxq
Corrupt John Boehner Invested In Oil Companies Then Pushed Keystone XL http://bit.ly/1tcbIFQ
Texas governor Rick Perry indicted for abuse of power http://bit.ly/1tcbKgO
Texas Governor Rick Perry indicted by grand jury http://bit.ly/1tcc5jH
Allen West: “Barack Hussein Obama is an Islamist” http://bit.ly/1tcbZsm
Mike Lee to donors: Were your contributions legal? http://bit.ly/1tcccLZ
CO Republican: Fracking is okay, it’s natural for water to burn.  http://bit.ly/1tccfHG

THE WAR IN AMERICA

Cop Who Shot Michael Brown Had No Idea He Was A Suspect http://bit.ly/1sNgpYK
Police attack peaceful protesters of Michael Brown’s killing http://bit.ly/1sNgtI1
Ferguson Chief releases shooter’s name, begins smearing of Michael Brown http://bit.ly/1sNgvjd
VIDEO Steve King: Ferguson Protestors are of Single “Continental Origin” http://bit.ly/1sNgw6F
Steve King: Ferguson Protestors are of Single “Continental Origin” http://bit.ly/1sNgw6F
Fox host: Robbery video suggests Ferguson ‘officer was justified’ in killing unarmed teen http://bit.ly/1sNgDPG
KKK raising money for ‘hero’ Ferguson cop who shot ‘Jewish controlled black thug’ http://bit.ly/1rwTLzq
Tea Party leader upset that ‘thugs’ like Michael Brown are given ‘benefit of the doubt’ http://bit.ly/1sNgD28

PALATE CLEANSER

GOTOPLESS DAY – AUG 24, 2014 http://gotopless.org/gotopless-day

ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEK

Robin Williams Suicide  http://bit.ly/1sNhujj
Lewis Black blasts Limbaugh: ‘F*CK YOU’ for making light of Robin Williams’ death http://bit.ly/1sNhnUY
Pro-gay group counters God Hates Fags church http://bit.ly/1sNhm3n
Blizzard to Memorialize Robin Williams in WORLD OF WARCRAFT  http://bit.ly/1sNhCPM
Lauren Bacall Died  http://bit.ly/1sNhbVV
Victoria Jackson Lost Her Election http://bit.ly/1sNhgc3
David Gregory Out; Chuck Todd In At ‘Meet The Press’ http://bit.ly/1sNh38C
Austrian congregation furious after 2 porn movies shot in parish church http://nydn.us/1sNgYC5
Woman Confesses To Filming Porn In Church After Tipster Recognizes Her Breasts http://huff.to/1sNgTOH
NSFW – Mysterious Woman masturbates inside the Church http://bit.ly/1sNgX0P
Richard Dawkins: I don’t mind being disliked by complete idiots, like creationists http://bit.ly/1sNhjVg
Pegg: It Makes ‘Perfect Sense’ For Orci To Direct Next Star Trek http://bit.ly/1sNhos1

WTF DO I DO WITH THIS SHIT?

Woman tried to poison roommates after they caught her having sex with dogs http://bit.ly/1sNhsYR
After Talking To Jesus For Two Weeks, Bakery Owner Won’t Make Cake For Lesbians’ Weddinghttp://bit.ly/1sNhRKE
Google Maps Has Been Tracking Your Every Move http://bit.ly/1sNhIac
Victim of Anti-Gay Hate Crime Luke O’Donovan Sentenced to 10 Years for Self-Defense http://bit.ly/1sNhGPL
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