Fat Camp 5 – Winter 2016

Starting February 15, 2016  – It’s time to get into fighting shape for the long hall to the 2016 election. Join members of The LEFT Show, Hold 322, Geek Therapist, and Tell Me A Story as we publicly shed the pounds to prove just how serious we are at spinning off to television video, all truth being told.

THREE WAYS TO WIN!

One award for largest percentage of weight lost.
One award for the most sabotage performed by a single person.
One award for being the most sabotaged.

REGISTRATION IS OPEN

CLICK THIS TO TAKE THE SURVEY -> http://goo.gl/forms/GeC1vDpwXh

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We don’t want to be the only ones getting ourselves in irresistible shape – we want you to join us. It works like this: Starting on  February 15, 2016 FAT CAMP 5 participants will compete against each other. That’s right, NO TEAMS – No teams! Solo efforts matter! One person, one vote, as it were.

It’s something to do with the math.

Fill out the form below to enter! The Winning Team, and the overall Winning Participant, will be factored by a mathematical formula based on percentage of overall weight lost. Competition begins February 15, 2016 and goes until March, 28 2016. Winners will be announced on The LEFT Show and Hold 322 April 4, and April 5, 2016, respectively. So, get your ass in gear and get a head start getting registered.

FINAL WEIGH OUT IS OPEN

CLICK THIS TO REGISTER! -> http://goo.gl/forms/GeC1vDpwXh

THE RULES (so far) OF FAT CAMP

  • 1st Rule: You do not talk about FAT CAMP.
  • 2nd Rule: All right, you can talk about FAT CAMP.
  • 3rd Rule: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, get him some sugar.
  • 4th Rule: Only 1 guy to a scale.
  • 5th Rule: One pound at a time.
  • 6th Rule: Shirts are most definitely required.
  • 7th Rule: Weight loss will go on as long as it has to.
  • 8th Rule: Sabotage is encouraged and, if someone gets you, you have to eat it!*

AGAINST THE RULES: No bleeding, ex-laxing, sweat loss, bulimia, anorexia, amputations, meth/coke/heroin or other weight loss drugs, or any other dangerous rapid weight loss stupidity. No over-sensitivity – You are not a beautiful and unique super model. You are the same fat-ass as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same doughnut.

* – unless you are DEATHLY allergic. Then, you have to eat a thing with roughly the same caloric levels.