It’s old (folks) home on The LEFT Show this week, while we celebrate not only the birth of the hot mess called America, but the birth of The LEFT Show itself (which pretty much owes its existence on being in America)! 3 of the 4 original crew – Jake, JC, and JM Bell, are on hand to celebrate TLS’s 5th birthday, and to marvel at how, five years on, technology is still the suxxorz!

#291 The LEFT Show

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Happy Birthday America Show

Happy 5th Birthday Links

THE WAYBACK MACHINE 
Your top 10 stories of 2011 http://bit.ly/29h8QUI
Best 168th Hour of the Week http://bit.ly/29h8zBo
KEEP IT CLASSY, UTAH
‘Religious Freedom’ Bill on One Month Anniversary of Orlando Massacrehttp://bit.ly/29hae9X
SORRY 
Trump rips GOP rivals who broke pledge; Kasich touts electability http://cnn.it/29otLsH
Trump Tweet Attacking Clinton Features Jewish Star http://bit.ly/29otTZp
GOP JESUS WANKER OF THE WEEK 
CAN #1 Jehovah’s Witnesses Destroy Ancient Indigenous Temple in Mexicohttp://bit.ly/29oueLj
CAN #2 ‘Christian’ Evangelist Urges Fathers To Shoot Any Trans People Who Show Up In Bathrooms http://bit.ly/29ouBFQ
STUFF
Female Ohio Democrat Introduces Bill To Regulate The Reproductive Health Of Menhttp://bit.ly/29ouCK9
Conservative Host Complains The BET Awards Were ‘Very Black’ This Year (Video)http://bit.ly/29ouQAD
Cinemark Bills Colorado Theater Shooting Victims $700K in Legal Fees http://bit.ly/29ouIkC
PRESIDENTIAL STUFF 
Clinton wants total broadband in US by 2020 (AUTO PLAY) http://goo.gl/kPmGM8
Hillary Clinton is considering Al Franken for VP (AUTO PLAY) http://yhoo.it/29otyG0
TWO SIDES OF A COIN
NC budget fix bill includes $500,000 to defend HB2 http://bit.ly/29otGW0
Transgender Soldiers, Veterans Applaud Pentagon for Lifting Service Banhttp://bit.ly/29ouaex
SAD STUFF
Elie Wiesel gave the Holocaust a face and the world a conscience http://bit.ly/29h8pJW
Nobel Prize winner and Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel dies at 87 http://goo.gl/Mzp6ak
The Elie Wiesel Foundation for Humanity http://bit.ly/29h8M7p
UPLIFT? 
Lake Wobegone’s 800 residents set to vanish on Saturday http://bit.ly/29ouHxr
David Tennant reads angry tweets reacting to Donald Trump’s Scotland gaffehttp://bit.ly/29outX6
The Dark Tower Set Photos with Matthew McConaughey as Randall Flagghttp://bit.ly/29ouQkj
Top Gear host Evans facing ‘crisis talks’ with BBC entertainment boss http://bit.ly/29ouyKj