I apologize, folks. Something felt a little off in this episode, and it turns out – it was me! Between seeing Taylor after so long an absence, Forrest being out, Xopher Reed being a special guest … I was off. Thankfully Bob was here to help. Taylor won the show in the first five minutes, and it’s all gravy after that.
THE LEFT SHOW
GODDAMN
Capt. Kidd’s treasure found off Madagascar, report says http://cnn.it/1N0at3c
Clinton: Aliens may have visited us already http://bit.ly/1N0ewwg
Ben & Jerry’s makes ‘Bernies Yearning’ ice cream for Sanders http://bit.ly/1N0fgBy
The Pathetic List Of Supplies The Oregon ‘Patriots’ Brought With Them http://bit.ly/1N0ezIL
Church Responds to Inquiries Regarding Oregon Armed Occupation http://bit.ly/1N0iEg3
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LEFT vs. WRONG
The LEFT
Trevor Noah’s Segment on Obama and Gun Control (go to 5:28.00) http://bit.ly/1N0ge0R
The President’s Actions to Reduce Gun Violence http://1.usa.gov/1N0g8WX
THE WRONG
FEMA sends officials to help with Flint water crisis http://on.freep.com/1N0eyEu
Dear Gov. Snyder: You Have to Go to Jail http://bit.ly/1N0f5X1
RUNNER UP: Paul Ryan Wants Someone To Close The Gun Show Loopholehttp://huff.to/1RtbadE
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BREAKING Bundy Militia Just Got Confronted by a Competing Group of Armed Lunaticshttp://bit.ly/1Rtb2e7
The Armed Assclown Who Want Free Land Are Already Getting A 93 Percent Discounthttp://53eig.ht/1Rtb7OM
Ted Cruz’s Mother Was On Official List Of Canadian Citizens Eligible To Votehttp://bit.ly/1RtaHI8
1974 Canadian Electors’ List Named Ted Cruz’s Parents http://bit.ly/1Rtbzg0
New York judge finds Donald Trump liable for unlicensed school http://reut.rs/1RtaWD9
The Pill That Cures Hepatitis Costs $4, But if You Live in the US It’s $1000http://bit.ly/1N0fcBQ
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Emma Watson launches feminist book club with first selection http://bit.ly/1RtaVPM
New 2016 NASA budget fully funds Europa mission, including lander http://exm.nr/1RtaViD
One About How Courtney Love Can’t Sing or Play Guitar? http://bit.ly/1RtbvwF
Sherilyn Fenn to Reprise ‘Twin Peaks’ Role in Revival Series http://bit.ly/1N04Xxp
‘Deadwood’ Movie Definitely Happening Says HBO President http://bit.ly/1RtbGs1
Babypod: An iPod speaker system for your vagina http://bit.ly/1RtbIjr
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