FatCamp 4 Registration

by | Sep 30, 2015 | The Left Show

Starting October 12, 2015  – It’s time to get into fighting shape for the long hall to the 2016 election. Join members of The LEFT Show as we publicly shed the pounds to prove just how serious we are at spinning off to television video, all truth being told.

REGISTRATION IS NOW OPEN

CLICK THIS TO REGISTER -> http://bit.ly/FatCamp4

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We don’t want to be the only ones getting ourselves in irresistible shape – we want you to join us. It works like this: Starting on  October 12th, 2015 FAT CAMP 4 participants will compete against each other. That’s right, NO TEAMS – No teams again this year! Solo efforts matter! One person, one vote, as it were.

It’s something to do with the math.

Fill out the form below to enter! The Winning Team, and the overall Winning Participant, will be factored by a mathematical formula based on percentage of overall weight lost. Competition begins October 12, 2015 and goes until November 20th, 2015. Winners will be announced on The LEFT Show and Hold 322 November 20, and December 1, 2015, respectively. So, get your ass in gear and get a head start getting registered.

REGISTRATION IS NOW OPEN 

CLICK THIS TO REGISTER -> http://bit.ly/FatCamp4

THE RULES (so far) OF FAT CAMP

  • 1st Rule: You do not talk about FAT CAMP.
  • 2nd Rule: All right, you can talk about FAT CAMP.
  • 3rd Rule: If someone says “stop” or goes limp, get him some sugar.
  • 4th Rule: Only 1 guy to a scale.
  • 5th Rule: One pound at a time.
  • 6th Rule: Shirts are most definitely required.
  • 7th Rule: Weight loss will go on as long as it has to.
  • 8th Rule: Sabotage is encouraged and, if someone gets you, you have to eat it!*

AGAINST THE RULES: No bleeding, ex-laxing, sweat loss, bulimia, anorexia, amputations, meth/coke/heroin or other weight loss drugs, or any other dangerous rapid weight loss stupidity. No over-sensitivity – You are not a beautiful and unique super model. You are the same fat-ass as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same doughnut.

* – unless you are DEATHLY allergic. Then, you have to eat a thing with roughly the same caloric levels.