Leviticus 19:33 – “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them.” Thou, apparently, can still cherry pick the parts of the bible that let you hate whomever you want, I guess. That’s why we have another round of The LEFT Show Presents The LEFT Show’s GOP Jesus Wanker of the Week!

JM Bell, Melissa Merlot, JC Carter, and Bob Easton are in the studio for The LEFT Show this week – making their way the only way they know how! Jason Williams is in with a new The Sidetrack about the perils of Hack-tivism. All this and more!

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ENTERTAINMENT REPORT

Shook Twins tell American Idol to take a hike http://bit.ly/1qVKxyT
Star Trek Fan Spends $500,000 Turning His Basement Into The Enterprise http://bit.ly/1qVKyTd
‘Community’ saved! Yahoo orders sixth season http://bit.ly/1qVKEuh
Colorado offered free birth control — and teen births fell by 40 percent http://bit.ly/1qVKCCD

WEEPING GOPpers

An embarrassing swing and a miss for Speaker Boehner http://bit.ly/1qVLMOz
Boehner’s Lawsuit Against Obama Is a Loser http://slate.me/1qVLPcY
An embarrassing swing and a miss for Speaker Boehner http://on.msnbc.com/1qVLR4O
President Obama Uses His Weekly Address To Annihilate John Boehner and His Lawsuithttp://bit.ly/1qVLMOz
John Boehner Reveals He Has No Actual Legal Justification For Suing President Obama http://bit.ly/1qVO3cs

DIPSHITTY

White American Says Arabs Aren’t People, Claims Part Of North Africa As Kingdom http://bit.ly/1qVNC1Q
Walmart sorry for selling decorative Nazi ‘work makes you free’ poster  http://bit.ly/1qVO5B2
A Whole Bunch Of People On Facebook Thought Steven Spielberg Killed A Real Dinosaurhttp://bzfd.it/1qVO9kl

ACTUAL NEWSING FROM NEWSERS

CNN host destroys Texas councilwoman on live TV for ‘heartless’ ban on child immigrants http://bit.ly/1qVOjIq
Miller eviscerates GOPer: Your medieval history degree is ‘handy’ defending Republicans http://bit.ly/1qVOnrH

GOP JESUS IS AN ASSHOLE

Pastor Robert Jeffress tells Fox: Jesus would have wanted a border fence http://bit.ly/1qVON1f
Bryan Fischer Says Borders Are Set by God and Are Not to be Crossed Without Permissionhttp://bit.ly/1qVOO5j

AFTERNOON IN BIGOT AMERICA

US judge says lesbians can be ‘cured’ by male soldiers http://bit.ly/1qVPac8
Bride Marries Total Stranger On Reality TV Show While Same-Sex Marriage Remains Illegalhttp://bit.ly/1qVPd7M

THE NEWS ROUNDUP

Theater shooting suspect Curtis Reeves freed on $150,000 bond http://bit.ly/1qVPiII
Lawyers for Gitmo Detainees Use Hobby Lobby Decision in Religious Freedom Court Filinghttp://bit.ly/1qVPxmT
Group Representing Half A Billion Christians Says It Will No Longer Support Fossil Fuels http://bit.ly/1qVPkjH
Too hot: Yellowstone road melts http://usat.ly/1qVPpE0
Another Bad Day For Republicans As President Obama Is Nominated For An Emmy http://bit.ly/1qVPvM2