Twas the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed,
he cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
instead of thank Santa, what do I hear?
The old lady bitches, cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money – the reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk, and goosed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant, and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes – if that ain’t damn funny,
who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money?
And the kids these days – they are all just the pits,
they want the impossible, those mean little shits..

There’s no Christmas this year, you now know the reason,
I’ve found me a blonde, I’m going SOUTH for the season!!

JM Bell, Janneke House, Bob Henline, and Forrest Shaw ARE the reason for the season!

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THE LINKS!

THE OMG SAD FUNNY
440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time http://bit.ly/JSfLox
SCIENCE
The Most Amazing Science Images of 2013 http://bit.ly/JSfCBB
OMG! THAT’S SO GAY! (Marriage)
Brian Boitano Is Gay? Who the Fuck Is Left? http://bit.ly/JSh4nC
How A Federal Judge In Utah Adeptly Dismantled All Of The Arguments Against Marriage Equalityhttp://bit.ly/JSfemK
Federal judge strikes down Utah ban on same-sex marriage  http://bit.ly/JSctln
Gay Couples in Utah, Surprised but Glad, Rush to Marry After Ruling Permits It http://bit.ly/JScjdH
Utah’s first same-sex nuptials both historic and personal http://bit.ly/JSgnuy
‘This one feels different’: Rachel Maddow on the fall of Utah’s marriage equality ban http://bit.ly/JSeaz3
Weber closes down issuance of marriage license — Security reasons http://bit.ly/JSfeDk
Breaking: Judge Will Not Rule For Days On Emergency Stay Of Same-Sex Marriage Rulinghttp://bit.ly/JSebTL
THE BIGOTS!
DES NEWS – In our opinion: Judicial tyranny http://bit.ly/JScoOw
Utah Gov. Gary Herbert calls aftermath of federal ruling a ‘chaotic situation’ http://bit.ly/JSfr9n