Twas the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed,
he cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks,
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year,
instead of thank Santa, what do I hear?
The old lady bitches, cause I work late at night,
The elves want more money – the reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk, and goosed all the maids,
Donner is pregnant, and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes – if that ain’t damn funny,
who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money?
And the kids these days – they are all just the pits,
they want the impossible, those mean little shits..

There’s no Christmas this year, you now know the reason,
I’ve found me a blonde, I’m going SOUTH for the season!!

JM Bell, Janneke House, Bob Henline, and Forrest Shaw ARE the reason for the season!

164 The LEFT Show – Our LGBTQ Apparel



440 lb virgin sends lover to ER during his first time
The Most Amazing Science Images of 2013
OMG! THAT’S SO GAY! (Marriage)
Brian Boitano Is Gay? Who the Fuck Is Left?
How A Federal Judge In Utah Adeptly Dismantled All Of The Arguments Against Marriage Equality
Federal judge strikes down Utah ban on same-sex marriage
Gay Couples in Utah, Surprised but Glad, Rush to Marry After Ruling Permits It
Utah’s first same-sex nuptials both historic and personal
‘This one feels different’: Rachel Maddow on the fall of Utah’s marriage equality ban
Weber closes down issuance of marriage license — Security reasons
Breaking: Judge Will Not Rule For Days On Emergency Stay Of Same-Sex Marriage Ruling
DES NEWS – In our opinion: Judicial tyranny
Utah Gov. Gary Herbert calls aftermath of federal ruling a ‘chaotic situation’