I just sent this to one of my favorite Legislators here in Utah:

It started out a joke, but, the more I ponder on it, the more pissy I get. How come the GOPpers have all these “weapons” bills all over the place, and no one is advocating for my right to wear my broadsword in public? Well, one of several, I guess. I can’t even wear my dirk as part of my formal Scottish attire outside of a festival. Which one of the GOPpers do you think I should talk to about MY 2nd Amendment rights?