Dear GOP Presidential Candidates,

You’re liars. Everything you say is guile at best. You lie about the President, you lie about each other, and you lie about yourselves. Integrity is lost on you.

Do you not realize that every word you spew will be fact-checked and made clear by the next morning? You’d like to be perceived as taking the high ground, being moral, and having the strength to lead our country. How’s that working out? You think you can unite the people and lead us into the future, but here’s the thing; leaders need followers.

Congratulations Candidates! You’ve made yourselves a rancid pile of Garbage Day trash. I’d wish you luck but you’re gonna need a miracle… or maybe just some integrity, but that’s your problem to begin with and you don’t get it.