Open letter to Grover Norquist:

by | Jul 25, 2011 | America, Democrats, GOP | 3 comments

Dear Grover,

Fight me. You run your mouth like you have something to day – but all it is – is bullshit. Fight me. You’re a lying bonehead. Fight me. Man to Grover – fight me you bulging pustule of right-wing putrescence. You’re an anti-American coward. You’re a monarchist. Fight me, you candy ass.

Sincerely, J.M. Bell

PS – Feel free to ask Boehner and Cantor to come along if you need back up. I can take all three of you. Leave McConnell at home though – I’m not smacking the dipshit out of something that old and wiggly.

3 Comments

  1. forrest shaw on July 26, 2011 at 8:01 am

    Can I come? I promise not to but in or anything, I just want to record it for future generations. You know, so anyone considering becoming a douche bag can see what happens to douche bags?

  2. JCCarter on July 26, 2011 at 9:49 am

    I love it! No debate, just a smack down.

  3. DHutchinson on July 26, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    I’ve often thought Congressional service should include pit fighting, especially for whips and above. I bet Cantor fights ’til he’s burger and you just *know* Orrin Hatch will go for the groin kick.