Dear Grover,

Fight me. You run your mouth like you have something to day – but all it is – is bullshit. Fight me. You’re a lying bonehead. Fight me. Man to Grover – fight me you bulging pustule of right-wing putrescence. You’re an anti-American coward. You’re a monarchist. Fight me, you candy ass.

Sincerely, J.M. Bell

PS – Feel free to ask Boehner and Cantor to come along if you need back up. I can take all three of you. Leave McConnell at home though – I’m not smacking the dipshit out of something that old and wiggly.