The longer you watch, you more shocking this becomes … in 25 second cycles … you have to watch to the end. You must!

Wow … this could only have come from the mind of a Republican.

Basically: “Hey, I’m a rich white guy who thinks I was punished because I act like a douche in the service of a Lord that, let’s face it, if he met me, would NOT hang out with me.”

Yeah, this has “Mark Foley Defense Fund” written ALL over it, neh?