I had a weird interview this morning. I was informed that Rocky Anderson* and I will be sharing a room in Hell together after we shuffle off this mortal coil.

Not so much for our “love of the gays” because the “church” isn’t doing that this week (but is still disgusting and suspicious); more for our “socialist, commie Nazism” as it applies to the attempt we made to ban cell phone use while driving and our “disgusting, un-American activities” protesting the last Republican President.

Figuring that this church going ‘Christian’ wasn’t going to hire me anyway, I asked him which parts of the Bible covered cell phone bans (Abraham, maybe?) and membership in the GOP (this would have to be Peter; he always was a starchy, hypocritical SOB) as a ticket into the paradise section of the afterlife. He told me it was implied by “spoken doctrine,” and thanked me for my time.

Sometimes I want to punch this state in the teeth.

This is exactly what happened the last time I was looking for work – people making interview appointments with me just so they could insult me in person. Well, that and being invited to a job interview only to find myself shuffled into a crowded room and asked for a few hundred bucks for the privileged of becoming part of an MLM family.

* I’ve spent most of the last three years doing work for Rocky.