You know who you are, and, thanks to the “investigation” conducted by the Utah Senate, no one else does. So why don’t you guys just stuff $50.00 or so of that sweet, sticky lobbyist money into your wallets and have it ready to call a cab when you belly up to the bar and drink yourselves silly; laughing about how fun it is for you to keep running as conservative Mormons and getting away with it.

Now THAT is a run-on sentence.