The Laws of Physics state that if you were to attempt to solidify and build a tower out of the tonnage of stupid you’re about to read, that wouldn’t be as dumb as what you’re about to read. Nor would God let it stand without smiting someone.
If you haven’t taken a massive blow to the head in the last week, you might want to skip this next part:
Breitbart makes with the stupid:
Add one more soldier to the Left’s war on Fox News: Oscar the Grouch.
Last week, in a re-broadcast of an episode that originally aired two years ago, Oscar starts his own news network, GNN (Grouchy News Network). An irate viewer calls in to berate him that the news is not grouchy enough:
“I am changing the channel. From now on I am watching ‘Pox’ News. Now there is a trashy news show.”
It gets dumber – and more laughable. READ IT HERE.
Dear GOP folk – word play. Look into it.
I would say that Breitbart is making a mountain out of a molehill, but I don’t think that adequately portrays the scale of this particular logical stretch. Are these guys trying to make calling oneself a conservative so embarrassing that nobody wants to do it anymore? Because it’s working.